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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Hacksaw » Fri Jun 10, 2011 5:01 pm

Revise and resubmit!

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Post by puterbac » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:25 pm

AA,

Fastest way thur Bama to get to Panama City?

Still 59 to 65 to Exit 114 and pickup 331 all the way and then over on 98?

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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:37 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Lecture? Where?
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Postby AlabamAlum » Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:06 am
Heh.

When OSU goes on probation for cheating, will OSU remove the mention of the coach who resigned in shame (for cheating) from the record books? Has OSU's long history of up-til-now unpunished cheating carry more weight now? Will Clarret's allegations of cheating at OSU, and the article from the agent that detailed players cheating at OSU (Santonio Holmes, etc), as well as many formers players' own admission that OSU cheated (Antoine Winfield, etc) be viewed in a different light now?

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Are you now the cheatingest cheaters who ever cheated?



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Post by GBJs » Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:13 pm

Hacksaw wrote:Tater Tot will be the AD at Auburn before Fulmer is at UT.
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Post by GBJs » Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:18 pm

THE_WIZARD_ wrote:A Bammer fan lecturing an Ohio State fan about cheating...kinda like Bill Clinton lecturing Weiner about Twittering his penis shots.

Who/where is this Bammer you speak of?

And while I hate the NCAA's lack of even handed punishments, tOSU will be hard pressed to find solace or kind feelings. Even Stallings didn't lie. He just told 'em to get out of his office.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:46 pm

Gene was a tough ol' hombre...
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Post by GBJs » Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:57 pm

Salt of the earth he is...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:55 pm

Wiz,

That wasn't a lecture; that was a question, or a series of questions.


Anyway, ohh White Knight of the bucknuts (which is just precious, btw), when many fans (but not all) of a particular propgram take great joy in lambasting NCAA issues at your school, and beam with giddy delight in wrapping themselves in a cloak of pious and self-righteous smack talk, whilst smugly proclaiming, "we're as pure as the driven snow; we've never had NCAA troubles," you have to expect others to return volley when the situation presents itself.

And, if you are too fucking stupid to understand that (likely), well, you can kindly go fuck yourself, you goddamned cock-gobbling, sister-humping, inbred.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:58 pm

That may have been a tad on the strong side. If so, redact any part that bristles your tender sensibilities.

Then gfy.
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Post by 10ac » Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:09 pm

Nah. since you edited, it's respectable.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:12 pm

Good deal. I took out the insulting stuff and just stuck with the unassailable facts.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:58 pm

Wiz must have recently become an Auburn fan.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:22 pm

Very possible. He has all the tell-tale signs: close set eyes, over-sized low-hanging ears, a general unkempt appearance highlighted by a thin drool strand of Redman chaw trailing from his bulbous lower lip down to his tattered bib overalls.

I don't say this often, but....prof, you are most probably....[gulp]...correct.

I just showered, but somehow I feel dirty.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:49 pm

Wiz can be a fan of any Division 1 team because he refs division 3.

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Post by GBJs » Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:08 pm

Are you now the cheatingest cheaters who ever cheated?


I dunno...but I heard once The Ohio State Suckeyes were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Think the guy was a tOSU fan. Take it FWIW.
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:25 pm

Are you making fun of Talent?

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Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:52 pm

close set eyes, over-sized low-hanging ears, a general unkempt appearance highlighted by a thin drool strand of Redman chaw trailing from his bulbous lower lip down to his tattered bib overalls.
Sounds like a perfect description of this guy:

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Post by GBJs » Sun Jun 12, 2011 2:07 pm

I call BS. That guy did NOT have on overalls.
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Post by GBJs » Sun Jun 12, 2011 2:21 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:Are you making fun of Talent?
No. What makes you think so?
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by GBJs » Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:32 pm

Worth. Every. Cent.

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