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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Thu Oct 24, 2013 5:08 am

what probably came his way? I find it hard to fathom that you didn't monitor the consequences bestowed on Ron Jennings for the shattered crystal.

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Post by eCat » Thu Oct 24, 2013 5:14 am

Saint wrote:what probably came his way? I find it hard to fathom that you didn't monitor the consequences bestowed on Ron Jennings for the shattered crystal.
well he threw us out. I wasn't all that close to Ron as he was 2 years older than me but I could find out if you want.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Thu Oct 24, 2013 7:47 am

Then again, I've been at a high school house party where the china cabinet with a bunch of crystal was dumped over in the midst of a fight.
Cooley High?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:03 am

"Shocked family discovers wrong man in casket at father's funeral"

That'll give em something to laugh about in a few years...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:47 am

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Then again, I've been at a high school house party where the china cabinet with a bunch of crystal was dumped over in the midst of a fight.
Cooley High?
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Bklyn wrote:
Owlman wrote:
Then again, I've been at a high school house party where the china cabinet with a bunch of crystal was dumped over in the midst of a fight.
Cooley High?
"My mama said not to lean on the breakfront!"

I had to look that up - a 1975 movie - did that happen in the movie?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:04 am

We had a few keg parties at my parents house, but nothing too excessive. Plus, the drinking age was 18 back then, so it wasn't as big a deal back then as people make it out to be now. Our main party area was a dude's grandmother's house out in the country (well, it was country back then, there's a mall out there now), we would just set up a keg beside the tobacco barn. I set up a bong hit table a few times and charged by the toke. Good times...
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Post by hedge » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:05 am

You had to look up Cooley High? Don't tell anybody else that...
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Post by eCat » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:23 am

I guess I missed out on that one.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:26 am

eCat wrote:
Bklyn wrote:
Owlman wrote:
Cooley High?
"My mama said not to lean on the breakfront!"

I had to look that up - a 1975 movie - did that happen in the movie?
Absolutely...almost exactly except Ron Jennings was played by a chubby sista in the Stoney section of Chicago.
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Post by BigRedMan » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:36 am

Bklyn wrote:When my parents went away we told them about our party plans and they were cool with it. They trusted us way too much. We did all become (sorta) responsible adults though...so there is that.
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Sorry to break up your party...

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Was you party more like

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Post by Bklyn » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:40 am

More the latter in high school. More a hybrid in college. Post-Grad we keep the meetings secret.
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Post by hedge » Thu Oct 24, 2013 12:08 pm

Played poker last night, it ended up with me and another guy with the same full house, he also had a spare ace, while I had a spare king. Pot was rather large and everybody thought he had won b/c of his ace kicker, but then one of the guys who had folded early and left to smoke a cigarette came back in and asked what happened, we told him and he informed us that kickers don't apply outside the 5 card hand and that we had tied and had to split the pot. That was welcome news...

Also, the hand I went all-in on at the end, I had a king high flush (I think it was clubs), I knew that only an ace of clubs could beat it, but of course, the other guy had the ace...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Thu Oct 24, 2013 12:48 pm

surprised no one else at the table didnt know that except the guy who wenyt out to smoke. unless the guy with the ace knew it and didnt say anything

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Post by hedge » Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:13 pm

I don't think they did and I don't think he did. I didn't. But when the guy explained it, it makes perfect sense. The hand is 5 cards, nothing outside those 5 cards counts for anything. The thing that threw me was, there were 3 of a kind laying on the table as well as a jack and a queen. I had a jack and a king and was totally focused on the fact that if somebody was holding a queen, I was toast. Right before we flipped I said "If you've got the queen you win", but he flipped a jack as well. Then we just instinctively looked at our other card, I had a king, he had an ace and everybody thought he had won. There was somewhat of an uproar, which is why the other dude asked what happened. When we told him, he straightened us out on the facts. I'm glad he did...
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Post by hedge » Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:24 pm

Now that I think about it, the river card was what put 3 of a kind on the table, along with the jack and the queen. I was betting on 2 pair before the river, hoping nobody had the queen (for a better 2 of a kind), so really the river, giving both of us a full house, saved me, b/c if it hadn't flipped on the river, we would've had the same two pair but he would've had the ace kicker that would've beaten my king. Probably one of the few times drawing a full house on the river fucks up your hand...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:11 pm

went to Bobby Flays place tonight. Turns out they just sell burgers - so I drove downtown to eat a burger.

Oh well, parking was free and I only lost $20 on the slots
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:15 pm

Gourmet burgers are becoming a thing. Was it good?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:29 pm

I think he's in the shitter here at the Horseshoe. At least I hope that's him.

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Post by eCat » Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:44 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Gourmet burgers are becoming a thing. Was it good?

it wasn't bad but it wasn't noteworthy. I expected better to be honest but it was priced pretty cheap. I thought I end up spending upward of $80 tonight (before I knew they just had burgers) and I spent $25.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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