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Re: College Football

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Oct 23, 2013 1:29 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:STFU
Hey rat, I brought real CONTENT!

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:27 pm

You're a moron.
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Re: College Football

Post by Owlman » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:22 pm

Cut Ted Ginn
My Dad is my hero still.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:26 pm

He's still playing?
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Re: College Football

Post by Owlman » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:40 pm

He's still dropping 70 yard bombs perfectly placed into his hands
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Re: College Football

Post by AugustWest » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:43 pm

In that case you need to cut every Tampa Bay receiver.
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:58 pm

3rd and 7, UK needs a touchdown, 1 minute left in the game, they are on the 40 yard line and Stoops switches QB's and has Whitlow run the ball.

nows its 4th and 7, he brings Smith back in and expects the kid to convert.

This is maddening.
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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:58 pm

Is Tampa Bay being quarterbacked by Ichabod Crane?
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Re: College Football

Post by crotch » Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:03 pm

eCat wrote:3rd and 7, UK needs a touchdown, 1 minute left in the game, they are on the 40 yard line and Stoops switches QB's and has Whitlow run the ball.

nows its 4th and 7, he brings Smith back in and expects the kid to convert.

This is maddening.
Stoops is not the answer for Kentucky football....great guy but not the answer. Kentucky football will ALWAYS be Kentucky football.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:14 pm

crotch wrote:
eCat wrote:3rd and 7, UK needs a touchdown, 1 minute left in the game, they are on the 40 yard line and Stoops switches QB's and has Whitlow run the ball.

nows its 4th and 7, he brings Smith back in and expects the kid to convert.

This is maddening.
Stoops is not the answer for Kentucky football....great guy but not the answer. Kentucky football will ALWAYS be Kentucky football.
I don't know what the answer is but rotating QBs in a sustained drive is not it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football

Post by AugustWest » Fri Oct 25, 2013 7:49 am

sardis wrote:Is Tampa Bay being quarterbacked by Ichabod Crane?
Glennon's playing pretty well for a rookie thrown into a shit storm.
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Fri Oct 25, 2013 8:11 am

"Stoops is not the answer for Kentucky football....great guy but not the answer."

Actually, he is the answer, b/c when it comes to Kentucky football, the answer is always "No"...
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Fri Oct 25, 2013 8:17 am

"I don't know what the answer is but rotating QBs in a sustained drive is not it."

You mean like getting charged with delay of game when your team has the ball on a 3rd and 1 at midfield with 4 minutes to go b/c the coaching staff is playing games? Yeah, Carolina fans know exactly what you're talking about...
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Fri Oct 25, 2013 10:53 am

hedge wrote:"Stoops is not the answer for Kentucky football....great guy but not the answer."

Actually, he is the answer, b/c when it comes to Kentucky football, the answer is always "No"...

thats funny because its true
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Oct 25, 2013 12:22 pm

No wonder football can't get off the ground at UK. Fans like Crotch who don't understand program building. It's not like Joker left him with much. Good Lord.
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Post by hedge » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:57 pm

Crotch has been waiting since his undergrad days with his buddy Methuselum for UK football to get off the ground...
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Re: College Football

Post by crotch » Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:15 pm

hedge wrote:Crotch has been waiting since his undergrad days with his buddy Methuselum for UK football to get off the ground...
......seems like it Hedge. I'm 'bout ready to give up on UK football. Total waste of time to watch that pathetic bunch.
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Re: College Football

Post by crotch » Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:20 pm

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Re: College Football

Post by crotch » Fri Oct 25, 2013 10:50 pm

hedge wrote:
crotch wrote:Kid from just a few miles down the road sets state FG record......

http://www.wkyt.com/wymt/sports/headlin ... 83461.html
What's up with a free kick? How did that happen?
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Re: College Football

Post by 10ac » Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:01 pm

49ers attempt free kick as Jim Harbaugh gets his troll on

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