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Post by Toemeesleather » Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:29 am

A chance at redemption....bring Kiffy back and the glory comes w/him.....just like Phlummo, he won't be on the market long, some genius AD will snatch him up.
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Post by Orangefreak » Mon Sep 30, 2013 12:28 pm

::avoids being baited::

DIE KIFFIN DIE DIE DIE!!!
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Post by Orangefreak » Mon Sep 30, 2013 12:32 pm

In other news....

Get ready to throw up Gule. The Vols are going to wear the smokey gray unis against GA. I'm not sure how I feel about this...

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Re: Tennessee Volunteers

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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Sep 30, 2013 1:56 pm

In the end, Kiffin is a millionaire with a hottie wife. Hard to feel too sorry for him, or laugh at his "misfortune".
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Post by bluetick » Mon Sep 30, 2013 2:55 pm

True dat.
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Post by bluetick » Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:04 pm

The jersies will look fine, Neyland will be rocking, and the team will be geeked to the max - it'll be bedlam. We'll stop Mitchell for no gain on the first play and there'll be such a clamor that geoloigists will detect a seismic event.

Then Murray will hit an underneath route that goes for 45 yds and things will settle down precipitously.
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Post by The Gray Ghost » Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:45 pm

This pattern also appears on the Vols' adidas TECHFIT baselayer biceps and Tennessee will wear tonal orange wear adidas Team Speed vertical socks with Crazyquick and adizero 5-Star 2.0 cleats, which are a combination of gray and orange, including a checkerboard pattern on the heel of the shoe.
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Re: Tennessee Volunteers

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:46 pm

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Post by hedge » Mon Sep 30, 2013 5:05 pm

"I saw a Parlady kick attempt today. It made it over the line of scrimmage."

Maybe he should change his name to Malarky...
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Post by Orangefreak » Wed Oct 02, 2013 7:54 am

AlabamAlum wrote:In the end, Kiffin is a millionaire with a hottie wife. Hard to feel too sorry for him, or laugh at his "misfortune".

Millionaire eh?! I can and will laugh at him!!!

Report: USC could foreclose on Kiffin

BWHAHAHAHA
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Post by Orangefreak » Wed Oct 02, 2013 7:57 am

Why the long face?! :lol:

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And I'm still laughing... BWHAHAHAHA
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Post by Orangefreak » Wed Oct 02, 2013 8:07 am

And still lmao.... :lol:

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Post by Orangefreak » Wed Oct 02, 2013 8:09 am

Thank you Al Gore for inventing the Internet so we could have easy access to these gems!!!

KARMA BOI!!! :twisted:


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Re: Tennessee Volunteers

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Oct 02, 2013 8:36 am

Orangefreak wrote:
AlabamAlum wrote:In the end, Kiffin is a millionaire with a hottie wife. Hard to feel too sorry for him, or laugh at his "misfortune".

Millionaire eh?! I can and will laugh at him!!!

Report: USC could foreclose on Kiffin

BWHAHAHAHA
Glad to see UT has moved past Kiffin. He won't lose his house though. That's just stupid reporting.

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Post by bluetick » Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:49 am

I remember that weekend like it was yesterday. Pete Carroll had jumped ship at USC, and Garrett started getting rejections from all sorts of legit candidates (due in part to impending sanctions). By that Sunday, Sarkisian of UW had turned it down. I was thinking at the time - "damn, they are far enough down the list that our boy Kiffin might come into play."

I felt bad for us because of the timing (3 weeks before NSD), but I could see why he jumped, and I never got into the whole hate thing. I tend to think most UT fans hate him less now that Kiffin screwed the pooch wrt his dream job.
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Re: Tennessee Volunteers

Post by hedge » Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:51 am

" I tend to think most UT fans hate him less now that Kiffin screwed the pooch wrt his dream job."

There's a thin line b/w hate and delight...
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Post by bluetick » Wed Oct 02, 2013 11:19 am

Yeah, we're all delighting in his current misfortune, no argument there.

But as has been noted, it's not lke he's going to drown himself off Laguna Beach (see: hotwife+millions in vault).
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Post by bluetick » Wed Oct 02, 2013 11:26 am

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He did wreck a car UT rented for him - not a mile from his house while taking a coed home at 2am (before Layla and the kids could move to TN). So hanging on to the hotwife may not exactly be a given...
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Post by JRB » Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:34 pm

Man, Tennessee just cannot catch a break. Good to see the UT fans cheering their team as they leave the field-- not that I would expect anything different, but that was a fantastic effort from the Vols.
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