Ostensibly Hoops

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 2:34 pm

Come on...

Red Bird · Post by **Red Bird** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 2:36 pm

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:16 pm

Double heh to Ecat and aTm.

onion eyed gudgeon · Post by **onion eyed gudgeon** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:20 pm

BigRedMan wrote:I think her name is Eileen.

aren't you a barrel of laughs.

looks like she leans pretty well, well enough to have a bunch of world records anyway and probably faster than most two-legged, two-lunged wannabes and wish-i-weres.

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:24 pm

onion eyed gudgeon wrote:
BigRedMan wrote:I think her name is Eileen.
aren't you a barrel of laughs.

looks like she leans pretty well, well enough to have a bunch of world records anyway and probably faster than most two-legged, two-lunged wannabes and wish-i-weres.

Sure and she can beat me at Halloween costume contest as a pirate. Point?

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 4:30 pm

Red Bird · Post by **Red Bird** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 4:37 pm

Ouch!

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 5:22 pm

"looks like she leans pretty well, well enough to have a bunch of world records anyway and probably faster than most two-legged, two-lunged wannabes and wish-i-weres."

Sounds like Onion's finally got a girlfriend...

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 5:31 pm

[img2]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/tag_combination.png[/img2]

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:04 am

LMAO. Awesome.

onion eyed gudgeon · Post by **onion eyed gudgeon** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:13 am

hedge wrote:"looks like she leans pretty well, well enough to have a bunch of world records anyway and probably faster than most two-legged, two-lunged wannabes and wish-i-weres."

Sounds like Onion's finally got a girlfriend...

Good morning, asshole. My sister got a real kick out of that. I figured you would take a shot at her, love the pirate comment as well. She will, undoubtedly, lose sleep at night before her next marathon because some nitwit made fun of her. You're a real class act, dude.

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:16 am

Nice shirt.

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Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:46 am

Is that hedge?

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:58 am

onion eyed gudgeon wrote:
hedge wrote:"looks like she leans pretty well, well enough to have a bunch of world records anyway and probably faster than most two-legged, two-lunged wannabes and wish-i-weres."

Sounds like Onion's finally got a girlfriend...
Good morning, asshole. My sister got a real kick out of that. I figured you would take a shot at her, love the pirate comment as well. She will, undoubtedly, lose sleep at night before her next marathon because some nitwit made fun of her. You're a real class act, dude.

seriously, I thought we all agreed to make fun of Onion for getting run over by a chick in an SUV

onion eyed gudgeon · Post by **onion eyed gudgeon** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 12:18 pm

1. Jason terry is the sh*t.

2. The chick in the SUV fled back to columbia to avoid the impending litigation. Florida was such a wonderful, left-wing cornucopia of "cultured peoples."

Fucking shithole that it is, So Fla is still the magnetic-center of the nubile pussy universe.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 12:29 pm

I know you're a pussy, Onion, but I never thought of you as particularly nubile....

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 1:22 pm

onion eyed gudgeon wrote:
hedge wrote:"looks like she leans pretty well, well enough to have a bunch of world records anyway and probably faster than most two-legged, two-lunged wannabes and wish-i-weres."

Sounds like Onion's finally got a girlfriend...
Good morning, asshole. My sister got a real kick out of that. I figured you would take a shot at her, love the pirate comment as well. She will, undoubtedly, lose sleep at night before her next marathon because some nitwit made fun of her. You're a real class act, dude.

Well, sounds like you need a douche to get that sand out of your vagina. Relax Francis. Lighten the fuck up.

Next time she is in an ass kicking contest, I would love to see her in action. I have always wanted to see that metaphor live and in action.

Of course, I could treat her like she is "special" and suck on her ass a bunch and give false praise because she is missing a leg.

OR

I will treat her like I would anybody else and make jokes just like anyone else I run across whether they are blind, deaf, dumb, or you.

Besides, I am sure she has heard them 1000 times so once you decide to come down from the cross, maybe we can have a civil conversation.

crashcourse · Post by **crashcourse** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 1:57 pm

You could always sue but i doubt you would have a leg to stand on

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:31 pm

crashcourse wrote:You could always sue but i doubt you would have a leg to stand on

HEH. Welcome to the party Crash.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:46 pm

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