luckily , as long as you can get the right terminology, there is nothing that isn't broken down into basics on google somewhere. Its just making the 30 minute investment to solve ONE problem.sardis wrote:It's alot better now that my daughter is 15. When she was 13 she became evil personified. There were many "I hate you!" and "you're ruining my life!" yelled at her mother. The boys and I stayed on the sidelines, careful not to get involved in our little Syria conflict. It is ALOT better now. She is now smarter than her mother and knows just how to work things behind her back. Still evil, but at least I don't have to hear it.
As to the math, it's not that you don't remember, it's that they solve problems differently now than when you and I went to school. last night I couldn't figure out my sixth graders beginning algebra so I had him call his older brother at college.
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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somehow this guy never made it onto the goat pen radar
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/1 ... de=1115372
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/1 ... de=1115372
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
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Rest Stop Boobs are the best
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Just think, at one point that was somebody's daughter who had just turned 13. And now look at her. Rest easy, eCat...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Take solace in the fact that her Dad wasn't home, eCat.
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The boy admitted to me yesterday that his new gf asked him to lie to us about studying so he could come over to her house.
I guess I'll be fighting it on two fronts now
I guess I'll be fighting it on two fronts now
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Count down to Pappy E-Cat begins now.....
Place your bets!!!
Place your bets!!!
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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give him some money, send him into Walgreens to buy his own condoms.
My Dad is my hero still.
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He'd probably buy candy instead.
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this came out of nowhere
they have dates planned for the next 4 weekends already.
they have dates planned for the next 4 weekends already.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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you have to watch out for 13 year old girls. They move much faster than the boys
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I gave my first facial at 12. She was 15 and surprisingly not related.
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life imitating art.....
Grand Theft Auto fan is STABBED, HIT WITH A BRICK AND ROBBED moments
after queuing up at midnight to buy newly released computer game
A 23-year-old man was hit with a
brick, stabbed and robbed of the newly released Grand Theft Auto
computer game after queuing up to buy it at a London supermarket.The
man was attacked as he walked home from the Asda store in Colindale,
north London, shortly after buying a copy of the game following its
midnight release.He is said to be in a stable condition in hospital following the incident which happened at around 1.20am.
A Scotland Yard spokesman said: 'A 23-year-old man was shopping, then on his way back home he was hit with a brick and stabbed.
'He was robbed of items he had bought from a nearby Asda supermarket including a copy of Grand Theft Auto.
'We think he was attacked on Princess Avenue by multiple suspects although it is unclear how many at this stage.'
Grand Theft Auto fan is STABBED, HIT WITH A BRICK AND ROBBED moments
after queuing up at midnight to buy newly released computer game
A 23-year-old man was hit with a
brick, stabbed and robbed of the newly released Grand Theft Auto
computer game after queuing up to buy it at a London supermarket.The
man was attacked as he walked home from the Asda store in Colindale,
north London, shortly after buying a copy of the game following its
midnight release.He is said to be in a stable condition in hospital following the incident which happened at around 1.20am.
A Scotland Yard spokesman said: 'A 23-year-old man was shopping, then on his way back home he was hit with a brick and stabbed.
'He was robbed of items he had bought from a nearby Asda supermarket including a copy of Grand Theft Auto.
'We think he was attacked on Princess Avenue by multiple suspects although it is unclear how many at this stage.'
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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GIGANTE, Colombia —
A Colombian man's attempt to impress a new girlfriend with his sexual prowess backfired in an ironically tragic way.
According to the La Nacion newspaper, the 66-year-old had to have his penis amputated after reportedly overdosing on the erectile disfunction medication Viagra.
Doctors in southern Colombia say the man intentionally overdosed on Viagra to impress his new girlfriend. As a result, he experienced a constant state of erection for several days, according to the paper.
After seeking medical attention for the days-long erection, doctors found the man's penis to be inflamed, fractured and showing signs of gangrene.
In order to stop the gangrene from spreading to the rest of his body, doctors say they were forced to amputate the man's penis.
Doctors say the man is now recovering and doing well, relatively speaking.
A Colombian man's attempt to impress a new girlfriend with his sexual prowess backfired in an ironically tragic way.
According to the La Nacion newspaper, the 66-year-old had to have his penis amputated after reportedly overdosing on the erectile disfunction medication Viagra.
Doctors in southern Colombia say the man intentionally overdosed on Viagra to impress his new girlfriend. As a result, he experienced a constant state of erection for several days, according to the paper.
After seeking medical attention for the days-long erection, doctors found the man's penis to be inflamed, fractured and showing signs of gangrene.
In order to stop the gangrene from spreading to the rest of his body, doctors say they were forced to amputate the man's penis.
Doctors say the man is now recovering and doing well, relatively speaking.
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.
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now we know why you need to tell a doctor if you experience an erection for more than 4 hours and not just Penthouse ForumDooKSucks wrote:GIGANTE, Colombia —
A Colombian man's attempt to impress a new girlfriend with his sexual prowess backfired in an ironically tragic way.
According to the La Nacion newspaper, the 66-year-old had to have his penis amputated after reportedly overdosing on the erectile disfunction medication Viagra.
Doctors in southern Colombia say the man intentionally overdosed on Viagra to impress his new girlfriend. As a result, he experienced a constant state of erection for several days, according to the paper.
After seeking medical attention for the days-long erection, doctors found the man's penis to be inflamed, fractured and showing signs of gangrene.
In order to stop the gangrene from spreading to the rest of his body, doctors say they were forced to amputate the man's penis.
Doctors say the man is now recovering and doing well, relatively speaking.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Yep. The medical term is Priapism.
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I know what I'm getting my niece for Xmas - getting her a head start on what will be her eventual career choice anyways
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Get the deluxe version where she hits Jacoby Jones over the head with a bottle on the party bus.
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thats a great storyBklyn wrote:Get the deluxe version where she hits Jacoby Jones over the head with a bottle on the party bus.
in other news Pacman Jones was arrested after the Bengals game
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.