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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Dr. Nostron » Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:28 pm

There is a pretty funny swinging scene in We are the Millers.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:34 pm

Did you stay past the credits?
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Post by Dr. Nostron » Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:12 pm

Yes - some good stuff!!
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Post by AugustWest » Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:20 pm

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U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Owlman » Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:46 pm

I kept watching to see what happens when she gets to the balloons.
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Post by AugustWest » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:12 pm

balloons?
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Post by Bklyn » Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:37 pm

Yeah...what are these "balloons" you speak of?
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Post by eCat » Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:47 am

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by BigRedMan » Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:38 pm

LOL, man I never even thought of that. LOL
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Post by aTm » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:02 pm

There was a guy who's douchebag friends called him Petrus, which I think means "Rocky" and the rest were something like Paullus, Iacomus, Matityahu, Andreas, Philippos, Tūmā, Shimon. Or something like that.
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Post by sardis » Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:18 pm

Oh my....

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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:50 pm

Saw that this morning on GMA. Girl needs to be taken out behind the barn & shot.
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Post by hedge » Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:51 pm

Sounds like she's trying to sound like Lana Del Rey...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:55 pm

Sounds like you missed the vein tonight.
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Post by hedge » Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:59 pm

No that was this morning...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:02 pm

dammit! try harder next time & add a little extra h just in case.
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Post by eCat » Wed Sep 11, 2013 10:04 am

my daughter just turned 13 a few days ago and its like a light switch went off. I've already had to address short shorts for school and her and my wife are going at it.

Our household doesn't have many arguments, or much cause for us raising voices. Just when I think I've got the boy straightened out, now I got to focus on her.

I told my wife - look I'm not going to undermine you in front of our daughter but this fighting bullshit is gonna stop. Figure it out.

Plus , my daughter is taking college freshmen math and is constantly asking me to help her with it - which means I spend 20 minutes on youtube learning how to do the problem and then showing her how because I don't remember any of this shit.

My son has a TI-84 Plus calculator and I think flying a 747 is easier than graphing on that hand held demon.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Dr. Nostron » Wed Sep 11, 2013 3:52 pm

Man - our daughter just turned 13 as well - I am right there with you.

I can ask her to donate a kidney and she just smiles and says yes daddy.

The wife can ask her what color the sky is and it turns into WW3 - good times!
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Post by sardis » Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:58 pm

It's alot better now that my daughter is 15. When she was 13 she became evil personified. There were many "I hate you!" and "you're ruining my life!" yelled at her mother. The boys and I stayed on the sidelines, careful not to get involved in our little Syria conflict. It is ALOT better now. She is now smarter than her mother and knows just how to work things behind her back. Still evil, but at least I don't have to hear it.

As to the math, it's not that you don't remember, it's that they solve problems differently now than when you and I went to school. last night I couldn't figure out my sixth graders beginning algebra so I had him call his older brother at college.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:17 pm

My youngest daughter turned 13 back in June. Never had a problem yet. Must be the parenting.
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