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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Sep 05, 2013 9:10 pm

Chain nets could be appropriated as weapons...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Thu Sep 05, 2013 9:17 pm

You have warden...or criminal in your blood.
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Post by hedge » Thu Sep 05, 2013 9:41 pm

They're not mutually exclusive. In fact, quite the contrary in most cases, I'd guess...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:36 pm

hedge wrote:Chain nets could be appropriated as weapons...
Thank you Captain Obvious.
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Post by crotch » Mon Sep 09, 2013 2:26 am

Jay Bilas photobomb. Pretty good guy for a Dookie.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:48 am

this one too. He said this on twitter


An amazingly talented basketball star. Also pictured, DeMarcus Cousins.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:20 am

The kid 5th from the left. He's the real deal. Hopefully 3rd from the left, and his brother, don't hurt things.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:48 am

Bklyn wrote:The kid 5th from the left. He's the real deal. Hopefully 3rd from the left, and his brother, don't hurt things.

I tend to dismiss summer league banter but everyone - from Kenny Walker to Cousins that has played with Julius Randle says the kid is a beast.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by crotch » Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:53 am

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Bklyn wrote:The kid 5th from the left. He's the real deal. Hopefully 3rd from the left, and his brother, don't hurt things.

I tend to dismiss summer league banter but everyone - from Kenny Walker to Cousins that has played with Julius Randle says the kid is a beast.

......just wondering why Cauley-Stein isn't in the pic??
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Post by eCat » Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:55 am

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Bklyn wrote:The kid 5th from the left. He's the real deal. Hopefully 3rd from the left, and his brother, don't hurt things.

I tend to dismiss summer league banter but everyone - from Kenny Walker to Cousins that has played with Julius Randle says the kid is a beast.

......just wondering why Cauley-Stein isn't in the pic??

he didn't want to miss posting on twitter is my guess
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon Sep 09, 2013 3:29 pm

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Bklyn wrote:The kid 5th from the left. He's the real deal. Hopefully 3rd from the left, and his brother, don't hurt things.

I tend to dismiss summer league banter but everyone - from Kenny Walker to Cousins that has played with Julius Randle says the kid is a beast.
Randle is crazy nice. Everyone knows you have a stud in him (and it cost you Wiggins, most likely). I'm talking more about the guys who you may not know who will have a refreshing impact on the season.

With that said, Randle needs to diversify his offense.

The other kid that will be dominant this year is going to Florida and is named Chris Walker. He's a man among boys who is the last of the guaranteed one-and-dones (Wiggins and Randle being the others). I think Jabari Parker could leave after one year, but will stick around Duke.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:49 am

a couple of clips from Pitino's HOF acceptance speech

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:34 am

just a note..today would be a good day to stay away from US Embassy's.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by crotch » Wed Sep 11, 2013 6:07 pm

UK Alumni Game Recap. Looked more like an NBA All-Star Game.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:00 pm

What's up with the Harrison kid's hair?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Sep 16, 2013 7:22 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by T Dot O Dot » Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:18 pm

Cal couldn't send him out for a fade before the photo shoot?
If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?
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Post by crotch » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:58 am

Bklyn wrote:What's up with the Harrison kid's hair?
00 is Lee, not Harrison
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:28 am

I know its a bit early to start basketball talk , but UK was a dysfunctional train wreck last year and because of it, a walk-on - Polson , ended up getting significant and meaningful minutes in the game. If...IF Ryan Harrow wasn't in the fetal position prior to every game and If...IF.. Mays or Goodwin had any kind of ball handling skills, Polson would have never got his ass off the bench unless it was a blowout.

Cal has a Mr. Kentucky Basketball coming in, Dominique Hawkins, and while I don't know much about the guy, I can't understand these fucksticks that are saying Polson is going to be our backup PG over him.

If Polson is our backup PG, then god help us.
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