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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Sep 07, 2013 8:45 pm

DooKSucks wrote:yet I still make more than you....
Very doubtful

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Sep 07, 2013 8:47 pm

hedge wrote:My brother graduated from UNC law school, he makes about $500 an hour, so I'd say it was a good investment...
You forgot to point out that he charges per 10 minutes. After 20 most walk out confused.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by dave_rickart » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:16 pm

Unsurprising that it is Hedge's brother that actually makes a little money....
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:49 am

I don't get paid by the hour. And he's married to an heiress, so his career is merely a sideline in terms of whatever superfluous income he brings to the table. But he seems to enjoy it...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:39 pm

Is he still living in Hayes Barton?
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:01 pm

Yeah, they just built a house on their lot about a year and a half ago, they'll be there for the duration...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Oct 01, 2013 12:59 pm

Fuck almighty. That was a goddamned disgrace.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by dave_rickart » Wed Oct 02, 2013 8:34 am

depends on your point of view
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:53 pm

True...I don't feel that way about UVa football, but I am sure you do.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by dave_rickart » Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:17 pm

While the NCAA couldn't force anyone to talk...the state of NC does have indictment power...

http://www.wralsportsfan.com/indictment ... /12955062/
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by AugustWest » Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:29 pm

We'll see what question they ask. The original purpose of the SOS investigation was to protect U*NC from the mean ol' agents. Don't look for much damage to U*NC when a U*NC grad prosecutor asks questions of a U*NC alum represented by a U*NC grad lawyer. Let a UVA, Duke, Maryland or South Carolina (excluding DS) grad get a hold of her and I bet there's a different line of questioning.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by dave_rickart » Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:34 pm

still think you are assuming a certain level of competence from UNC law grads....
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by AugustWest » Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:57 pm

Nah, they're pretty good at being incompetent when it suits them.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by AugustWest » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:30 pm

this damn girl now sits here charged with a Class 1 Felony facing potential but unlikely Jail time and 25k fine and the ruination of her future and the following people walked away with fat settlements or NFL contracts. If I was her I would look at this list and say WTF?

John Blake-75k (that we know about)
Butch Davis - 2.7 million
Dick Baddour - Golden Parachute
The Jock Sniffer - fat new Job with Washington University
Orange Julius - NC state Pension
The Dog Whisperer - 100k inheritance
Marvin Austin- NFL Contract
Greg Little - NFL Contract
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by dave_rickart » Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:10 pm

is the 'Jock Sniffer' meant to be Hedge or DookSucks?
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by AugustWest » Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:22 pm

Which ever responds first.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:14 am

Class I (i) is the lowest possible felony in NC. If convicted, she receives probation. She won't receive active time. She will likely plead down to a misdemeanor.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by AugustWest » Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:08 am

A poster on PP said that by law she cannot receive jail time. Still she cannot be happy. Every body else in this drama has made out like a bandit while she's been portrayed as the team cum dump and is now facing felony charges.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:14 am

She was the rogue element in this whole sordid affair. No wrongdoing by the university or staff. She deserves to fry for what she's done. Oh well, I'm glad that's settled and over with. Time to move on...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by dave_rickart » Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:21 am

while she's been the team cum dump....

fixed your post.
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