Auburn Tigers

[AlabamAlum]

Unlike the racism bit, the pedophilia factoid on Ohio is (or at least, was) true. Ohio and Nebraska are the two states that traditionally have a much higher incidence of child molesters. The numbers are/were staggering.



Seems the highest incidence of this pathology is found in residents who "aspire" to attend faux Ivy land grant colleges with East German architecture situated near polluted lakes. It's a coping mechanism of sorts.


Sad, really.

[Dr. Strangelove]

I'm not sure how a discussion on Mike Price's tenure as Alabama head coach got this far astray, but here we are.

[AlabamAlum]

[Dr. Strangelove]

Woody helps some young punk put his chin strap back on and people get all huffy about it

[Professor Tiger]

That's not true. What is true is that Ohio has more pedophiles per capita than any other state.

That lunatic who kidnapped three girls and held them as sex slaves in his basement for a decade... I believe that happened in Cleveland, as in Ohio.

[AlabamAlum]

Correct, Prof.


OH!


IO!

[AlabamAlum]

I agree with you, DSL. It is shocking that in my lifetime Ohio State has fired coaches for the following: (1) hitting an opposing player in the throat, (2) losing, and (3) egregious cheating.

Is hiring an ex-SEC coach to clean up the mess in Columbus a sufficient salve? Will the ex-SEC coach be able to address the ethics morass and get you headed toward the path of righteousness? If he does succeed, will the team get a golden trinket to sell on eBay or a commemorative tattoo?

[Jungle Rat]

Cleveland isn't in Ohio ya morons. Ohio traded them & Toledo for magic beans.

[The Gray Ghost]

Cleveland is in Baltimore now with a faux Cleveland in its place.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Fuck off and die, Ghost

[The Gray Ghost]

Don't you love rooting for those Browns errrr- Ravens winning another Super Bowl? Light another candle at the Art Modell Shrine.

[Dr. Strangelove]

What part of 'fuck off and die' was unclear?

[The Gray Ghost]

Search your feelings DSL, you know it do be true!

[Professor Tiger]

You gotta like a city with a river flowing through it that once caught fire.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Which was 50 years ago. But jokes about it are still just as timely as in 1967!!!!

[AlabamAlum]

Says the guy who still posts confederate cartoons and talks of overt racism in the south.

[Dr. Strangelove]

[The Gray Ghost]

[Jungle Rat]

Be nice fellas. At least let DSL know where he can pick up his balls tonight.

[AlabamAlum]

Perfect, DSL.