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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:44 pm

My father would have beaten the hell out of him.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:00 pm

My son was competing in kyokushin and jujitsu tourneys at that age. It would have been a much different video with my son. That said, after my son kicked the golfer's ass, I would kick my son's ass because he knows better than to ride a bike on a golf course.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:15 pm

that kid didn't really fight back, he was just trying to get that guy off of him. I didn't hear the audio but without sound, I noticed the kid didn't fight back all.

and if the guy did throw punches with it being video taped, he'd be in trouble.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by sardis » Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:38 pm

Depends on what my kid did. If the gentlemen golfer told him he needs to get off the course and my son said, "fuck you ass hole", then I can't be mad at the guy, to be honest.

If I were the guy, I wouldn't have touched the kid. You can get into too much trouble fighting with a minor no matter who instigated.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Owlman » Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:34 am

My son would have kicked his ass, if it had gotten that far. More than likely, he would have put a wrist lock on him, controlled him on the ground until his anger abated and then left.

(then again, since he really can't ride a bicycle, he wouldn't have been there in the first place. Now I rode my bike in many places like this).
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Post by eCat » Sat Aug 31, 2013 11:34 am

I know my son can't fight so I'm teaching him the basics of hillbilly fighting.

gouge a man eyes and I promise , whatever he is doing, he is going to stop. While he is rubbing his eyes and screaming at you, punch him in the throat as hard as you can.

and then run your ass off.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:50 pm

It's not easy to gouge the eyes of a vary opponent.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Owlman » Sun Sep 01, 2013 12:23 pm

You don't gouge. You plunge whatever digit you can into the eye. It's a push as hard as you can as opposed to a gouge. But as sardis says, then you run.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Sun Sep 01, 2013 12:32 pm

I guess I'm not on up the nuances of eye gouging. Where I'm from it means you stick your thumbs as deep into the eyes of the person/animal that is attacking you
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Sep 01, 2013 12:49 pm

Again. It's hard to do if the person you're fighting has any training.
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Post by eCat » Sun Sep 01, 2013 2:33 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Again. It's hard to do if the person you're fighting has any training.
training?

rule #1 is don't fight with someone who knows how to do it.

you shoot them

but I think its safe to say that the kid could have gouged the eyes of that plaid pants wearing golfer.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Sep 01, 2013 3:29 pm

more laps. now

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Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Sep 01, 2013 3:35 pm

lol@eCat
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by AugustWest » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:49 pm

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U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Bklyn » Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:29 pm

The literal adding of insult to injury.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:56 pm

"The thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as best I could; but when he ventured upon insult, I vowed revenge"...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Owlman » Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:22 pm

HA!!

Martina Hingis and her mom 'beat up' estranged husband

http://au.sports.yahoo.com/tennis/news/ ... d-husband/

"Not content with seemingly cheating on him twice, the former women's tennis world number one has apparently beat up her estranged husband with the help of her mum, according to several Swiss newspapers."
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Bklyn » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:02 pm

Excellent article that I think everyone should read...particularly if you have children. Give it a few paragraphs, if it doesn't get you then give up...but I loved it:

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/03/28/magaz ... all&src=pm
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Thu Sep 26, 2013 4:57 pm

That's a good read...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Thu Sep 26, 2013 5:47 pm

Damn, that's the guy who wrote "Moneyball"...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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