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Post by eCat » Wed Jul 31, 2013 1:10 pm

I'm ok with Two Sisters, but its not my favorite - I was assigned to host a group there Tuesday night.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:02 pm

I read the same story in Penthouse back in June of 2011. That being said, you guys wanna go out drinking tonight?

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Post by hedge » Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:41 pm

"So eventually we get hungry."

I don't know why, but for some reason this line in the middle of that story had me LMAO...

"So anyways we keep drinking to where we are past stumbling drunk"

Man, when I read that, I thought it was going to be on...

Great story, as usual. Hope there is a follow-up...
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Post by hedge » Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:42 pm

Along the same lines as the first quote above, I found this hilarious after that whole saga:

"btw, I found a new place to eat I love in NOLA."

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Post by hedge » Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:44 pm

"So some friends of ours meet us in New Orleans, and my wife ends up french kissing his wife all over Bourbon Street and my buddy is pushing real fucking hard for an orgy. By the way, I found a new place to eat in NOLA that I love"....
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Post by eCat » Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:52 pm

well the story kind of ended in a whimper, so I figured why not bring some food discussion into it
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:54 pm

Is Marcie hot?
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Post by eCat » Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:58 pm

To a guy staring down at 50, yes she is. She is still in shape and is a vegan. To a 20 year old guy he'd pass on her.

If there is a to be continued, it won't happen until Xmas.

My wife did say to me in the car today "I think its cool you're OK with me getting naked with Marcie"

so thats a good sign I think
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Wed Jul 31, 2013 7:00 pm

also, just to cap out the week, I got a UK logo tattoo on the top of my foot.

Now they'll probably have some Penn St. sex scandal and I can never wear flip flops again
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Wed Jul 31, 2013 7:04 pm

Obviously I (and everybody else reading this) takes that as a yes. Dude, you might have to sacrifice letting your wife hook up with Nick if it means you get to fuck Marcie. If he's as pushy and annoying as you say, she'll probably end up regretting it (just make sure he wears a rubber). You, OTOH, will never have a moment's regret about fucking Marcie, and if your wife bitches about it, you've got the trump card. It will probably be something you never talk about again and you can act regretful. But you won't be. Then again, it could lead you both into the sordid underground world of S&M fisting/face farting culture. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jul 31, 2013 7:32 pm

Have your wife call me

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Post by eCat » Wed Jul 31, 2013 7:42 pm

hedge wrote:Obviously I (and everybody else reading this) takes that as a yes. Dude, you might have to sacrifice letting your wife hook up with Nick if it means you get to fuck Marcie. If he's as pushy and annoying as you say, she'll probably end up regretting it (just make sure he wears a rubber). You, OTOH, will never have a moment's regret about fucking Marcie, and if your wife bitches about it, you've got the trump card. It will probably be something you never talk about again and you can act regretful. But you won't be. Then again, it could lead you both into the sordid underground world of S&M fisting/face farting culture. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

if I was in a bad marriage, that advice would be easy to take.

I kinda like this one and don't want every bad day to end with "oh yea, well you fucked Nick!"
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jul 31, 2013 7:56 pm

You sure she didn't?

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Post by Owlman » Wed Jul 31, 2013 7:57 pm

eCat has his standard and Nick ain't never gonna get it. On the other hand, I think Nick and Marcie should meet hedge and his MIF.
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Post by BigRedMan » Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:00 am

It is very simple. You let her and her friend get naked and have fun. At some point, they will invite you into it. And I will bet you almost anything the next time you meet up, the boyfriend will be away on a business trip, at his parents, or not even in the picture anymore.
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Post by Owlman » Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:40 am

For Nick

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Post by hedge » Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:56 am

"I kinda like this one and don't want every bad day to end with "oh yea, well you fucked Nick!""

Damn, I hadn't thought of that. That's the kind of thing I would keep in my back pocket as ammo for when I (inevitably) fuck up and am getting bitched out. I wouldn't waste it on an offensive assault, though. There's too much other better stuff for that. Rat knows what I mean...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:27 am

I did not fuck Nick.

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Post by hedge » Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:35 am

No, he fucked you...
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Post by eCat » Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:55 am

BigRedMan wrote:It is very simple. You let her and her friend get naked and have fun. At some point, they will invite you into it. And I will bet you almost anything the next time you meet up, the boyfriend will be away on a business trip, at his parents, or not even in the picture anymore.

at this point I'm not even sure I want to be involved. Maybe if Nick goes away, and I agree, if he doesn't get his shit together and stop thinking short term, he probably won't be in the picture much longer, but as long as he is around, this is going to be a women only thing. The older I get the less it becomes a "must do" for me anyways.

now I'm hungry again.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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