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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:29 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:04 pm

I honestly thought the guy was older...

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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:36 pm

Somebody get dissed?
Let 'er Blow!

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:58 pm

I love the title

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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:39 am

Chucky Cheese Video - Can't go nowhere without bitches fucking shit up, act like they own the place. I mean, fighting with a baby in your arms???? Really? Damn, don't be that ghetto, at least give the child to someone responsible that will take care of it and make sure it isn't in harms way. Maybe Child Protective Services would be a good start.

TDot - LOL on that. The stealing of the car was even better.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Fri Jul 19, 2013 5:52 pm

not even her baby. I think the mother comes in and tries to get the baby then swings at the person who swings at the one holding her baby. the little girl is trying to pull back her mother and ends up at the bottom of the pile
My Dad is my hero still.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:38 am

So I'm sitting here in Cayman, reading a book by the pool. A huge thunderstorm had woke me up around 4 a.m. and I went out to watch it. Now it's about 6:30 and the storm has passed and I'm sitting there reading. I look down and notice a lizard (there are tons of them around here). He looks like a dinosaur and I'm thinking to myself "Your reign is over. I could stomp you with my foot. Now I am the king, and you must skulk around in fear of ME!" Satisfied, I went back to my reading. I had gotten about 3/4 down the page I was on when I felt something scuttle across my foot. My blood ran cold and I leapt up with a shriek. It was the lizard. I still could have stomped him dead, but it didn't matter. He was still king and I was still subject to his dread rule...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:27 pm

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Post by eCat » Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:34 am

hedge wrote:So I'm sitting here in Cayman, reading a book by the pool. A huge thunderstorm had woke me up around 4 a.m. and I went out to watch it. Now it's about 6:30 and the storm has passed and I'm sitting there reading. I look down and notice a lizard (there are tons of them around here). He looks like a dinosaur and I'm thinking to myself "Your reign is over. I could stomp you with my foot. Now I am the king, and you must skulk around in fear of ME!" Satisfied, I went back to my reading. I had gotten about 3/4 down the page I was on when I felt something scuttle across my foot. My blood ran cold and I leapt up with a shriek. It was the lizard. I still could have stomped him dead, but it didn't matter. He was still king and I was still subject to his dread rule...

What I remember about Cayman is all the red craps that were about a 1 foot in diameter just walking around on the island
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:28 am

I like being at the top of the food chain. I'm an avid carnivore and proud of it. I'll be that way until the alien invasion. Then I, (and I hope everyone else) will be herbivores and hope to convince the aliens of the same
My Dad is my hero still.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:01 am

red craps? Sounds like a disease.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jul 26, 2013 1:44 pm

Ask DS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sun Jul 28, 2013 10:07 am

So I'm diving the other day, have seen a variety of cool stuff, including some fairly large moray eels, and I look down and see some old ass battered conch shell wedged up in a cranny. Not sure what compelled me to swim down to it to check it out, but so I did. So right as I am reaching out to grab it and turn it over, I see this green flash out of the corner of my eye and it's an eel coming right at my face, like that eel did to Quint in The Deep. I jerked back and swam up, the eel didn't really follow, but he kinda coiled up was making some half-hearted snaps at my fins. I hovered there for awhile checking him out, but it reminded me of my encounter with the lizard from the other day...

Then yesterday, we're out at the edge of a wall that drops down about 3000 ft, and the dive master spots a reef shark out in the depths. Didn't get that close to him, but still cool to see. Then, when we were hanging out at the rope at about 25 foot depth waiting to get in the boat, another one swims right underneath us and kinda circles around. Now this wasn't anything like Jaws or even close, and it didn't make anything like a threatening move whatsoever (might not have even noticed us at all and if it did, it obviously didn't give a shit about us), but I can assure you that no thoughts about me being the master and him having to fear me crossed my mind for even an instant. It was very clear who was the master in this situation, and always will be, and it wasn't me...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jul 28, 2013 10:25 am

It's only a matter of time now. God Speed Hedge.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:21 pm

Watch the video first:



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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:29 pm

when I was snorkeling in the Caymans we saw a shark - I want to say it was a lemon shark? I'm not sure if that is even real or I'm just imagining it. It was only about 3 foot long. We also saw some barricuda and they actually made me nervous.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:48 pm

Barracuda have alotta heart.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:56 pm

I once had a barracuda swim past me while snorkeling in Lake Chichancanab. Freaked me out.

Lemon sharks are harmless for the most part. No one has ever died from a lemon shark attack. They are afraid of humans & when they see a human they act like my daughter in a thunderstorm.

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