Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread

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Re: Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread

Post by Johnette's Daddy » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:19 pm

bluetick wrote:The Brits only gave him 55% of the winnings, so he crossed the ocean with 1.18 mil.

Phil landed at the airport and was driven home on paved roads. He didn't build that airport and he didn't pave those roads. Nossiree - he didn't build that. Deduct 298k.

And if he'd played golf under Ike, he'd have only kept 230k out of that 2.15mil. Look it up.

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Don't forget the money that goes to various and sundry police forces so that I don't grab a couple of my boys and go over to his house and "relieve him" of his excess winnings.
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Post by sardis » Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:08 pm

"Phil landed at the airport and was driven home on paved roads. He didn't build that airport and he didn't pave those roads. Nossiree - he didn't build that. Deduct 298k."

The airport is funded by gate fees and the highways by gas taxes, none by income tax.......but your asshattery is duly noted.

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Post by sardis » Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:11 pm

"Don't forget the money that goes to various and sundry police forces so that I don't grab a couple of my boys and go over to his house and "relieve him" of his excess winnings."

Again, not funded by income taxes.....Keep trying.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:33 pm

He needs to move to Florida.

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Post by Dr. Strangelove » Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:04 pm

Dr. Nostron wrote:Surely you cant think anyone deserves to keep that kind of money.

Better to turn it over to IRS and state of Calif. They will spend it far more efficiently and wisely than Phil would have.
Truly, the wealthy can always be trusted to spend their money wisely and in ways that trickle down to benefit us all. If he had been allowed to keep all of his hard-earned $2 million, Phil might've be able to have more than two heated putting greens in his backyard and built that 4500 square foot guest house that his wife has been demanding. He might've even been able to get a gold-plated shitter like Kardashian bought.

Instead, some fucked-up loser in South Central gets a couple more food stamps. FUCK THE LOSERS IN LIFE. Let the people who will put that $$$ to the best use keep it!!!!

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Post by sardis » Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:33 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:He needs to move to Florida.
That's what Tiger did and he was pretty clear as to the reason. I guess he didn't give a shit about those "losers" in South Central.

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Post by Owlman » Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:48 pm

sardis wrote:"Phil landed at the airport and was driven home on paved roads. He didn't build that airport and he didn't pave those roads. Nossiree - he didn't build that. Deduct 298k."

The airport is funded by gate fees and the highways by gas taxes, none by income tax.......but your asshattery is duly noted.
All highway funds don't come from gas taxes. They aren't targeted. Taxes go into a general fund and the general fund pays for expenditures including highways. The same is true for funds that go into airports, to pay for federal employees (including air traffic controllers) and the many specific projects that every politician brings home (the bacon).

As for Phil, I will pull a Columbus. I claim his house in the name of Owlman (since my family has never lived their before).
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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:51 pm

sardis wrote:
Jungle Rat wrote:He needs to move to Florida.
That's what Tiger did and he was pretty clear as to the reason. I guess he didn't give a shit about those "losers" in South Central.

http://www.policymic.com/articles/23933 ... s-comments
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Post by Dr. Strangelove » Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:59 pm

Sardis has all sorts of sympathy for the hardships Phil's had to endure. The poor can go fuck themselves. All part of being a good Christian

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Post by Owlman » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:13 pm

Who cares? I like Phil's house. And without taxes, no police to worry about.
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Post by sardis » Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:06 am

Owlman wrote:
sardis wrote:"Phil landed at the airport and was driven home on paved roads. He didn't build that airport and he didn't pave those roads. Nossiree - he didn't build that. Deduct 298k."

The airport is funded by gate fees and the highways by gas taxes, none by income tax.......but your asshattery is duly noted.
All highway funds don't come from gas taxes. They aren't targeted. Taxes go into a general fund and the general fund pays for expenditures including highways. The same is true for funds that go into airports, to pay for federal employees (including air traffic controllers) and the many specific projects that every politician brings home (the bacon).

As for Phil, I will pull a Columbus. I claim his house in the name of Owlman (since my family has never lived their before).
It may be in Texas, but California has their highway costs funded by certain taxes. The air traffic controllers and TSA are funded mostly by federal fees on airlines and taxes on tickets.

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Post by Owlman » Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:21 am

I was talking about federal dollars (most highway funds are federal). And most federal taxes are not targeted meaning they go into a general fund
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Post by Dr. Strangelove » Fri Jul 26, 2013 6:26 am

Boehner forced to call Steve King out by name...King calls illegal aliens just a bunch of drug-smugglers

Separately Thursday, King told reporters waiting for him outside his office: "My comments are anything but ignorant. They may have been the best informed in the entire United States Congress."

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Post by sardis » Fri Jul 26, 2013 6:32 am

States receive highway funds from the Federal Highway Trust Fund. Federal gasoline and diesel sales taxes are earmarked to this fund. Up until 2008, those sales taxes were sufficient to cover expenditures out of that fund. Now, just like the rest of the budget during the recession, there are annual shortfalls, about 20%, that comes from the general fund. Since we have been borrowing 30% of our budget to cover shortfalls during this recession, it has not been taxes covering this latest Trust Fund shortfall; therefore the federal income taxes Phil Mickelson, or you and I, have paid have not gone to funding federal or state highways.
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Post by Toemeesleather » Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:49 am

The poor can go fuck themselves.


That's pretty much what 5 years of Obamanomics has done.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:57 am

Jungle Rat wrote:He needs to move to Florida.
Phil and Tiger should buy Cuba and move their operations there, like Hyman Roth and Michael Corleone tried to do. That way they'd pay ZERO in income taxes.
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Post by bluetick » Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:58 am

Jungle Rat wrote:He needs to move to Florida.
He is doing that very thing, rat. Phil recently unloaded his 2.5 mil beach bungalow...soon as somebody snaps up the big house (asking price 7.5 mil), he and the fam are headed for the sunshine state.

He's minutes away from an appearance on the Today show - maybe he'll make a plea for help. Get yer credit card ready, sardis.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:33 am

Phil Mickelson in his golden years:

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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:41 am

And welcome back Doc! Don't be such a stranger. How are things in Tifton? Is the Golden Corral all you can eat buffet still going?
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Post by bluetick » Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:06 am

Buffet could explain all the free dough getting dished out down there . Van Wideright's noles are killing it in recruiting right now.

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