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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:38 pm

Looks like Jay Mohrs wife

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Owlman » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:07 pm

just not that appealing to me
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Bklyn » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:12 pm

+1
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:26 pm

Owlman wrote:just not that appealing to me
Oh my

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by hedge » Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:00 am

She looks like a wasp...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Bug or acronym?
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Owlman » Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:27 pm

Does oral sex help prevent female infidelity?

A recent study suggests cunnilingus is a mate retention strategy

http://theweek.com/article/index/246512 ... infidelity
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Bklyn » Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:54 am

And now in more "duh" news...
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Post by AugustWest » Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:30 pm

U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:43 pm


who complains while getting their dick sucked?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Owlman » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:18 am

idgit
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by T Dot O Dot » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:08 am

I bet that shyt happens more than people think, I'd bet more times than not when it comes sharing lovers

it's never even steven, someone's busting bigger nuts or someone is experiencing orgasms they've never had before

people are jealous, swingers are people, period.
If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

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Post by AugustWest » Sun Jul 07, 2013 7:46 pm

U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Post by Bklyn » Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:58 pm

1. OK, I was glad it wasn't involving my brother (who really enjoys hitting swing clubs with various women he dates).
2. The kids were still there? WTF?
3. She must have broken the ubiquitous "no anal" rule (or "no raw dog" rule)
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:25 am

you never know what is going to set a woman off

My wife and I are taking a shower this morning - when we first started dating that is all sexy and stuff but you still have the dilemma of how to wash your ass with your new partner standing there. My move was to wait until she had soap in her eyes and then feverishly soap up my ass and taint, then eventually switch places with her in the shower to where my back is against the water to rinse off - but I digress, now after 16 years of marriage I just stick a soapy wash rag up my ass with her watching me. Its considered a sign of courtesy to each of us now - hey, I still love you , look, I'm washing my ass for you before sex

Anyways, as I'm standing there looking down at her washing her hair it occurred to me to ask her "hey, if I was shorter than you, would you still have been attracted to me?" and she was like "probably not" which is what I kind of expected but then she asks "would you like me if I were taller than you". Now you probably know I kinda have a thing for amazon women anyways so my response was "of course I would have" but that's when I should have stopped and just moved on to a different topic, but not me. I gots to elaborate on the shit and so I add "but 69'ing is tough with a taller woman because if she's sucking your dick, you're licking her belly button" which I thought was humorous, but my wife did not because she immediately realized I was not speaking hypothetically but from experience which really dampens the whole "lets take a shower this morning and then have sex" mood your working on.

Oh well...my ass is exceptionally clean today anyways. She'll forget the conversation by lunch.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Owlman » Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:40 am

doesn't fit does it. It's not like it's something she didn't already know.
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