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Post by hedge » Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:58 pm

But the original Dallas wasn't any good by that point...
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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:37 pm

I think the "Who shot JR" episode coincided with Jerry Jones firing Jimmy Johnson. The Cowboys have sucked ever since the latter.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:22 pm

Dallas the TV show was cancelled in 91.

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Post by aTm » Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:59 am

And "who shot JR" was before I was born
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Post by hedge » Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:59 am

JR was shot in '81...
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Post by DooKSucks » Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:08 pm

I thought that it was '80...
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Post by DooKSucks » Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:08 pm

In the final scene of the 1979-80 season, the character J.R. Ewing, played by Larry Hagman, was shot twice by an unseen assailant. The episode, titled "A House Divided", was broadcast on March 21, 1980. Leonard Katzman directed and Loraine Despres wrote the episode. Viewers had to wait all summer to learn whether J.R. would survive, and which of his many enemies was responsible.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:26 pm

Hedge, why do you lie?

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Post by AugustWest » Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:56 pm

Because he went to U*NC.
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Post by billy bob bocephus » Sun Jun 30, 2013 10:27 am

I would think he was very accomplished at prevarication prior to enrolling at UNC

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Post by hedge » Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:34 pm

I was very accomplished at waking up around 2:30 in the afternoon at my frat house, taking a shower, then preparing 4 lines of cocaine on a small mirror and then laying on the couch in the TV room to watch Dallas every day at 3 o'clock, doing the first line during the intro music and doing one more at each of the commercial breaks...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:00 pm

And now you work in a grain silo. Way to be an example.

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Post by AugustWest » Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:14 pm

Ahhh, the life of an AFAM major.
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Post by hedge » Mon Jul 01, 2013 8:49 pm

Philosophy...
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Post by BigRedMan » Tue Jul 02, 2013 11:52 am

Ahh..Bullshit Artist.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Post by aTm » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:30 am

Did you bullshit last week?
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:48 am

I can only guess AA was killed in his home country of Ireland sometime this spring.

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Post by hedge » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:59 am

Irish spring!!
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Jul 04, 2013 12:13 pm

Naah. AA will be back. He tried to leave once, but in the end, he wishes he knew how to quit us. He'll be back when football season starts.

Or I can just post something slightly disrespectful of Alabama football right now, and he'll be here in a nanosecond with PYAAM or ATAPR. Or some such.
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