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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Jun 29, 2013 6:15 pm

eCat wrote:The piece of land I was looking at was sold before I could get to it, however I contacted the owner and he is willing to sell me a better piece of land for a bit more.

He liked that I wasn't going to live on it but only show up on the occasional weekend to ride bikes and shoot guns. I'm going to go look at it this weekend. He isn't showing the land to anyone else so I don't have to be in a hurry about it.

Guy might be scamming me, who knows but it sounds OK to me.

Bought it today. I have my hobby for the next 5 years. I"m glad I didn't buy the original piece - it was nice with these huge rock formations - one is about 18 feet in the air and is so big the buyer is going to build a cabin on top of it - but I wouldn't have been happy with it. The piece I bought has some clear boundaries with a power line easement lining the back piece of the property and a road marking one side. The easement goes straight into the park so we'll always have about a 70 foot wide path cleared for park access. I also have a small creek going thru mine and a cleared out site location next to it about 200 feet from the road.

Already been invited to a 300 person pig roast next month complete with moonshine. I'm with my peeps.

I'm pretty excited to have it.


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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:45 pm

Congrats eCat. Looks wonderful. When is the Goatpen pig picking?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:35 pm

Plenty of places to poop.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by T Dot O Dot » Sun Jun 30, 2013 12:12 am

sweet!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Sun Jun 30, 2013 3:20 am

Congrats eCat.... sorta looks like the area behind my house. Most of Eastern and Southeastern Kentucky looks similar to that pic. No doubt thrilled for a city slicker to have a place like that to retreat to.. :D

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Jun 30, 2013 5:25 am

its just a small chunk of land so its nothing major but the trick in that neck of the woods is finding level land. This is flat enough to build two homesites on if we wanted.

I'm going to go to that pig roast just to meet the people that live there.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Sun Jun 30, 2013 10:00 am

Take me as your "partner" from the big city. Let's see how the day goes.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Jun 30, 2013 12:21 pm

Bklyn wrote:Take me as your "partner" from the big city. Let's see how the day goes.
heh

I'm sure its a mixed bag
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:03 pm

I'm not holding this out as credible. Too many guesses and assumptions to my taste but the internet sleuthing here is incredible...

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=178&f=25 ... 678122&p=1
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:37 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:19 pm

Can you spell "impermissible benefits" PJ? Of course you can't. You're an illiterate thug on track for a worthless degree at U*NC.


http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nc ... rit=384245
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:44 pm

AugustWest wrote:Can you spell "impermissible benefits" PJ? Of course you can't. You're an illiterate thug on track for a worthless degree at U*NC.


http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nc ... rit=384245

reading a thread at Cats Pause, that dude is a sugar daddy for the players.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Sat Jul 06, 2013 9:45 pm

A Kentucky fan has fed PP some great info and then passed it to media outlets. We thank you. It's nice to have allies. It looks like this dude has some connections with some U*NC dentist, one of which is on staff at the dental school (guess where Tami Handjobblow worked) and he is providing cars and drugs to U*NC athletes. First he claims he doesnt know any U*NC athletes but there's picture of him with Henson and others all over the interweb, then come to find out PJ has driven a car rented by him more than once.

Dude "owes" a car rental company so why does he need to rent a car from hertz?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:35 pm

Wheels for Heels. Lmao.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:00 pm

No matter the crime, PJ will get a slap on the wrist from Roy and be on the floor for the UK game.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bluecat » Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:15 pm

I hope he is - we want their best shot

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:45 pm

Who's we? You play there?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bluecat » Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:54 pm

No, but I pay there

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:48 pm

U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:47 am

This stuff with UNC can pile up from now till the 2nd coming of Christ, but until it involves coaches breaking recruiting rules nothing will come of it.

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