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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jun 20, 2013 2:25 am

One already knows & loves Jesus. The other gets to meet him sooner once they flip the switch on the Chair. At least they went to the right college.

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Re: College Football

Post by Owlman » Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:39 am

Front of yahoo.com today: For Crotch

Doormat Football Program Landing Big Recruits

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr- ... 33076.html
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Re: College Football

Post by crotch » Thu Jun 20, 2013 9:47 am

Owlman wrote:Front of yahoo.com today: For Crotch

Doormat Football Program Landing Big Recruits

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr- ... 33076.html
Great link, Owlman. Stoops getting it done. Gives UK football fans a little hope for the future.

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Re: College Football

Post by DooKSucks » Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:02 am

crotch wrote:
Owlman wrote:Front of yahoo.com today: For Crotch

Doormat Football Program Landing Big Recruits

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr- ... 33076.html
Great link, Owlman. Stoops getting it done. Gives UK football fans a little hope for the future.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:13 am

I would be stunned if he is cheating right out of the gate
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:33 am

I admire that post for what was left unsaid but clearly understood...
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Post by eCat » Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:12 pm

hedge wrote:I admire that post for what was left unsaid but clearly understood...
awwww heellll...Stoops ain't had time to cheat yet!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by AugustWest » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:50 pm

DooKSucks wrote:
crotch wrote:
Owlman wrote:Front of yahoo.com today: For Crotch

Doormat Football Program Landing Big Recruits

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr- ... 33076.html
Great link, Owlman. Stoops getting it done. Gives UK football fans a little hope for the future.
The NCAA will show up soon. Trust me.

The NCAA does not have the personnel to investigate on it's own. Unless UK self-reports they're in the clear.
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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:44 pm

ESPN needs to get Ray Lewis' analysis of everything Aaron Hernandez did wrong after killing a guy.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:26 pm

Rea Carruth is sitting on death row saying, "Yeah right Bro. You are so stupid you deserve to be my cellmate. You like anal?"

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Re: College Football

Post by Owlman » Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:17 pm

No death penalty. He got 18 to 24 years.
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Post by eCat » Thu Jun 20, 2013 8:12 pm

I saw where his agent handed the police a smashed cell phone

That was probably a smart move
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by DooKSucks » Thu Jun 20, 2013 8:28 pm

eCat wrote:I saw where his agent handed the police a smashed cell phone

That was probably a smart move
They can still recover data off of the SD card....
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Re: College Football

Post by T Dot O Dot » Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:24 pm

if he decided to take photos or video of the dude he capped, I would guess in cases like this the real goodies are in the phone records & texts which can be subpoena'd from the wireless carrier

I just read that he had his home security & video surveillance cameras wiped & destroyed then had a professional cleaning crew scour his house this week

hhmmmmmmmmm
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Re: College Football

Post by DooKSucks » Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:34 pm

Getting texts from cell phone carriers is hell for defense attorneys and prosecutors. They all have the same bs lines saying they only keep the text for a limited amount of time (a few days up to a few weeks) but that is bullshit.

There are now motions being filed in federal court stating that the AUSA's are not in compliance with discovery laws because of the NSA shit. Defendants are claiming that the cell phone tracking done by the government is exculpatory evidence. Heh. Good times.
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Re: College Football

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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:01 am

Shotty counsel work on that one. He never should have been on a perp walk and should not have been staying at home. His attorney, and he's an idiot if he hasn't retained one as soon as this shit jumped off, should have been in constant contact with the authorities to broker a quiet "turn yourself in" moment and be suited up for his mug shot (with a requisite Tom Delay smile).

Either way, I'm interested to see if he gets charged with the homicide, or just an obstruction with the prosecutor hoping to get him to cooperate.
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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:50 am

I see Oregon got a stern slap on the wrist this morning.
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Re: College Football

Post by 10ac » Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:19 pm

Bklyn wrote:Shotty counsel work on that one. He never should have been on a perp walk and should not have been staying at home. His attorney, and he's an idiot if he hasn't retained one as soon as this shit jumped off, should have been in constant contact with the authorities to broker a quiet "turn yourself in" moment and be suited up for his mug shot (with a requisite Tom Delay smile).

Either way, I'm interested to see if he gets charged with the homicide, or just an obstruction with the prosecutor hoping to get him to cooperate.
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Re: College Football

Post by crashcourse » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:11 pm

He's going to jail a tight end

he'll come out a wide reciever

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