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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:46 am

Dr. Strangelove wrote:Ah Lewis Grizzard...he's how I prefer to picture your typical southern male: can't maintain a marriage, hates change, is rarely sober, and constantly lectures the rest of the country about how damn great Dixie is and how south'run ways are best...before vomiting bourbon all over himself.
That quote also has "Top Ten Country Music Hit" written all over it.
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Post by BigRedMan » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:55 am

I see more southern folk to be more like Junior Samples from Hee-Haw.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:21 am

You're the size of two Junior Samples.
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Post by hedge » Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:06 pm

BRM = Senior Samples
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Post by hedge » Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:06 pm

Senor Samples esta muy grande...
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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Jun 19, 2013 5:04 pm

El tiene hombre tetas tambien.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Jun 19, 2013 5:11 pm

An entire nation mourns:

RIP Slim Whitman

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Post by Dr. Strangelove » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:00 pm

hedge wrote:Shouldn't his response have been "Oh ye did, did ye"?
The character on the right is Barney Google, who was from the city. Snuffy Smith was originally a guest character in Barney Google's strip but turned out to be more popular than Barney himself and took the strip over completely.

I don't know if you've ever heard of "Thimble Theatre" but a similar thing happened there...the strip used to be about Olive Oyle, her boyfriend, and family. Then one day a throwaway character named Popeye was introduced...

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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Jun 20, 2013 9:57 pm

I fights to the finish...

'Cause I eats me spinach...
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Post by AugustWest » Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:03 pm

Has there ever been a less appealing cartoon character than Olive Oyle? Skinny bitch with no tits or ass that dumps her boyfriend in every single episode?
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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When you're at sea as often as Popeye, Olive Oyle is smokin'...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:19 am

I wouldn't

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Post by BigRedMan » Fri Jun 21, 2013 8:58 am

Professor Tiger wrote:When you're at sea as often as Popeye, Olive Oyle is smokin'...
Harsh but fair.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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AugustWest wrote:Has there ever been a less appealing cartoon character than Olive Oyle? Skinny bitch with no tits or ass that dumps her boyfriend in every single episode?
She does anal and that is the great equalizer when it comes to other attributes.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Post by aTm » Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:01 am

There's gotta be porn where Popeyes eats spinach and a barbell or anvil or whatever pops out to enlarge his wang like his arms right?
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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Jun 21, 2013 10:44 am

Hey! That's Popeye we're talking about. Is nothing off limits?
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Post by AugustWest » Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:08 pm

rule 34
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by hedge » Sun Jun 23, 2013 3:55 pm

"An entire nation mourns:"

Which nation?

" Snuffy Smith was originally a guest character in Barney Google's strip but turned out to be more popular than Barney himself and took the strip over completely."

Dallas was originally intended to have Bobby and Pam as the central characters, with JR and Sue Ellen as a back-up story line...
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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Jun 25, 2013 8:00 pm

The original "Dallas" was still in production the last the Cowboys were any good.
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