Uncle Bud

[AlabamAlum]

Can't get the pic to inline from the iPhone. I'm sure I'm doing something wrong.

[crotch]

Here's your pic AA.... I think you may have left a space after the {img} and the link. Looks that way.

[crashcourse]

so exactly how dooes a beagle stand up against a copperhead?

beagle I had just laid on her back and spit out bastard puppies

dont think of beagles as fierce

[Owlman]

Probably pissed him off serving that dog-meat barbecue from Carolina. So bad, the rangers can't even blame the bear

Bear mauls Alaska man who gave it barbecue meat

http://www.chron.com/news/us/article/Be ... 604695.php

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — A black bear mauled a man at a campground in Alaska, but the animal won't likely threaten other people, the state Department of Fish and Game said.

Spokesman Ken Marsh said the bear was "pretty much goaded" into the attack Saturday near Eklutna Lake Campground north of Anchorage because the man fed it meat from a church barbecue, the Anchorage Daily News (http://bit.ly/11sQbZW ) reported.

The man could be charged with illegally feeding wildlife, according to Alaska State Troopers spokeswoman Beth Ipsen. He had been drinking and went for a bike ride, taking some of the food along, she said. The man came across the bear and threw it a piece of meat. He then offered the bear another piece.

"That's when it kind of went ballistic," Ipsen said.

Park rangers later found the bloodied man washing himself off at the campground, Marsh said.

"He wasn't terribly coherent," he said. "He was unsure of where the attack actually happened."

The man was treated for punctures wounds and scratches at an Anchorage hospital. His name was not immediately released.

Authorities are still trying to sort out what happened, Ipsen said. There were no witnesses to the attack and the man struggled to convey what had happened when a trooper spoke with him at the hospital, she said.

A state biologist sent to the scene couldn't find the bear, Marsh said. There's no indication the animal will attack others.

"The bear was pretty much goaded into this," Marsh said.

Biologists advise people never to feed wild animals anything.

[BigRedMan]

so exactly how dooes a beagle stand up against a copperhead?

beagle I had just laid on her back and spit out bastard puppies

dont think of beagles as fierce

He beats them.

[Jungle Rat]

I take great pride in this story. A new family moved in across the street 5 years ago and their son was a wimpy looking 8th grader who wanted to play football. At the time he was too small so instead I invited him over every time my Meatballs were over to play whiffle ball in my backyard. He sucked. But he kept growing & growing & growing. Soon enough when by the random chance he did hit the ball it went a long way. But he loved football. So in High School that's the way he went. Today he's on scholarship for football at UC. But, what I like the best is the fact that when he knows his folks are out of town for the weekend he brings back some very very hot looking ladies to their home for the weekend. And if he sees me outside he always introduces me as Uncle Mark.

Uncle Mark wants to know if she has a friend.

[aTm]

Don't you mean Uncle Bob?

[10ac]

Heh, whatever happened to Uncle Bob?

[Jungle Rat]

AIDS

[eCat]

I take great pride in this story. A new family moved in across the street 5 years ago and their son was a wimpy looking 8th grader who wanted to play football. At the time he was too small so instead I invited him over every time my Meatballs were over to play whiffle ball in my backyard. He sucked. But he kept growing & growing & growing. Soon enough when by the random chance he did hit the ball it went a long way. But he loved football. So in High School that's the way he went. Today he's on scholarship for football at UC. But, what I like the best is the fact that when he knows his folks are out of town for the weekend he brings back some very very hot looking ladies to their home for the weekend. And if he sees me outside he always introduces me as Uncle Mark.

Uncle Mark wants to know if she has a friend.

you don't look like Sandra Bullock to me

[Jungle Rat]

Then why are you grabbing my ass?

[eCat]

oh I've grabbed asses alot worse than Sandra Bullocks

[eCat]

[Jungle Rat]

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[AugustWest]

[aTm]

WTF is this shit? I ate a bag of skittles today and shit just tasted weird. Finally realized that green has turned into a green apple flavor? Stop fucking with my candy!

[aTm]

There used to be mild fruity flavor to all of the colors with just a subtle hint at their flavor. Orange and lemon aren't like blasting citrus in your mouth, and neither did lime, but green apple dominates all the other flavors.

[hedge]

Your proletariat rage is palpable...

[aTm]

There is also a lie that persists in the packaging since the bag still says "Skittles Original"

[hedge]

Perhaps I should have said proletariat indignation...