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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jun 11, 2013 7:31 pm

crotch wrote:
eCat wrote:I'm thinking about buying a piece of property connected to Daniel Boone National Forest. I'm afraid if I keep dragging my feet its going to sell. I can't decide if I'd ever use it being 3 hours away. I want to put a rustic cabin on it with a cistern for running water and a generator for electricity.
What county is it located? There are several cabin lots for sale on Cave Run Lake in the DBNF just abaout 20 miles north of me.
Not sure of the county, its in Alpine, Ky.
I"m going to go look at it Saturday.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Fifer » Tue Jun 11, 2013 7:51 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Or if you don't buy it, give me a link to the real estate listing.
NE Kentucky, where Crotch and Ecat are talking about, will never in a million years be the hot tourist resort that Gatlinburg is. Pretty country, but economically depressed and very isolated.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:13 pm

Buy it eCat. I bought 4 acres next to the Park in Gatlinburg on a whim in 1992. Got a good price. Sold it for more than 10 times what I paid in 1996. Blew it all on cocaine & hookers.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:19 pm

eCat wrote:
crotch wrote:
eCat wrote:I'm thinking about buying a piece of property connected to Daniel Boone National Forest. I'm afraid if I keep dragging my feet its going to sell. I can't decide if I'd ever use it being 3 hours away. I want to put a rustic cabin on it with a cistern for running water and a generator for electricity.
What county is it located? There are several cabin lots for sale on Cave Run Lake in the DBNF just abaout 20 miles north of me.
Not sure of the county, its in Alpine, Ky.
I"m going to go look at it Saturday.
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Fifer wrote:
AlabamAlum wrote:Or if you don't buy it, give me a link to the real estate listing.
NE Kentucky, where Crotch and Ecat are talking about, will never in a million years be the hot tourist resort that Gatlinburg is. Pretty country, but economically depressed and very isolated.

yea , if it became tourist we'd hate it - I want a place to shoot guns, ride quads and howl at the moon, and I don't want to see another human that ain't fambly (ok - second cousins at least - afterall it is Kentucky) for 2 miles.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jun 11, 2013 9:22 pm

Such a snob.

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Post by Fifer » Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:25 pm

I'm going to Lake Tahoe this week. Never been there in the summer. Went skiing out there when I was single. Did real well. My brother in law and I met a couple of divorced MILF's from Seattle. I had scratches on my back for a week.

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Post by crotch » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:09 am

Alpine is just south of Somerset in Pulaski County, about 15 miles from the Tennessee border. Beautiful country near Lake Cumberland. Buy it.

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Post by Owlman » Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:47 am

Fifer wrote:I'm going to Lake Tahoe this week. Never been there in the summer. Went skiing out there when I was single. Did real well. My brother in law and I met a couple of divorced MILF's from Seattle. I had scratches on my back for a week.
Hmmmm. Normally, if he's BIL, one of you is married to a sibling of the other. Was it a former BIL or did the BIL not imbibe as you did?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jun 12, 2013 8:09 am

And who is responsible for the scratches?

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Post by hedge » Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:13 am

Danny Green went off last night....
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Post by crashcourse » Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:25 am

curley neal was pretty good too. fact i think they set a record.

could be over in 5 unless the league gives miami a token win to stretch it to 6 for tv

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Post by hedge » Wed Jun 12, 2013 11:44 am

If D-Green keeps playing like this and the Spurs win it, he'll be the Finals MVP...
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Post by Fifer » Wed Jun 12, 2013 3:07 pm

Owlman wrote:
Fifer wrote:I'm going to Lake Tahoe this week. Never been there in the summer. Went skiing out there when I was single. Did real well. My brother in law and I met a couple of divorced MILF's from Seattle. I had scratches on my back for a week.
Hmmmm. Normally, if he's BIL, one of you is married to a sibling of the other. Was it a former BIL or did the BIL not imbibe as you did?
My first wifes younger brother. He was single and I was a widower at the time. We'd go places and chase women together. I found that women tend to bring along at least one GF. Working as a tag team it was easier to pin them to the bed. Needless to say we each got our own hotel room. He married a wealthy women 10 years his senior and lives in Florida. I always told him his dick would make him wealthy or get him killed. He did allright.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Wed Jun 12, 2013 3:08 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:And who is responsible for the scratches?
I already told you that.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jun 12, 2013 3:19 pm

How did she die?

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jun 12, 2013 3:20 pm

crotch wrote:Image

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Wed Jun 12, 2013 3:21 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:How did she die?
Screaming!

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