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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:59 am

Kentucky had alot more problems than point guard last year. Outside Noel, they were just flat out bad...

"Do they have the wherewithal to go after Chris Paul?"

The only thing the Clip joint would consider trading Paul for would be Hansbrow, and I'm sure the Pacers would never make that trade...
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Post by sardis » Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:04 am

Paul is a free agent, no trade needed. The question is can two superstars like Paul and Hansbrough co-exist on the same team...

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Post by BigRedMan » Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:42 am

I didn't think Paul was a free agent. I kept hearing that it would have to be a sign and trade.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:51 am

west is a free agent--sign him first
get danny granger back
paul is a dream pg never happen--just somebody who doesnt turn the ball over would be nice at the pg spot

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:28 pm

P.J. likes the weed too

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:41 am

First, PJ will receive a NCGS 90-96 discharge (goes on what is essentially probation for 6-12 months, and if he passes all of his drug tests and does what is asked of him, the charge will be discharged--doesn't count as a conviction) for the pot possession.

Second, No Operator's License is a slap on the wrist. It counts against his driving record (two points), and it might affect his ability to obtain a license for a small amount of time. However, it might be dismissed as well. You can get a PJC on that.

Third, possession of a gun without a license/permit is not a crime in NC. If it was concealed, then, yes, it would be. However, what they're most likely doing now is determining if the serial number had been distorted, whether the gun was stolen or if it shows up as a weapon used in a previous crime. Even if it comes back that it was one of those things, who knows if they can even tie it to PJ? Showing possession there would be a major issue. The sticky issue is that Durham County is the only county (out of 100) that requires registration for handguns. The legislature gave them a waiver to allow that several years ago. Still, proving that he knowingly possessed a stolen firearm or even that he possessed an illegally obtained handgun (sold without to person without using a handgun purchase permit or concealed carry permit) would be damn hard.

Sit him out a few games early against the directional and small schools of the world. Make him run steps with a 40 lb vest until he pukes for a few days, and have him enrolled in community service programs and drug awareness classes. That's all that Roy should do.

Also, the Durham DA's office is in a tricky position. They are constantly scrutinized because it was so mismanaged for so long, but they can't just throw this one out with the trash. However, don't worry. PJ won't receive active time.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:49 am

Roy has publicly stated that he has a 'zero tolerance' policy. We'll see if he's as good as his word. Guarantee the kid will be back on the court in time for the UK game.

The kid would be dismissed from the Kentucky squad if he played for Cal. Roy is a different story.

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Post by DooKSucks » Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:52 am

The original word (and pretty damn official since they sent it through IC) was that it would be handled internally. The gun stuff was rumored yesterday and came out today.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Fri Jun 07, 2013 1:41 pm

Everything at unc is "handled internally". Same ol same. Who signed/paid for the rental car. PJ is 20 years old and has no license.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Jun 07, 2013 2:24 pm

"Who signed/paid for the rental car."

It was handled internally...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:58 pm

hedge wrote:"Who signed/paid for the rental car."

It was handled internally...
you better hope not.

DS, word on PP is that the pot weighed in at over an ounce and a half and that multiple baggies were in the car. Assuming that's true does the weight, baggies and gun possession raise the possibility of intent to distribute (or whatever it's called )? Does that change your guestimates in your last post?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:07 pm

He's toast.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:16 pm

no, he's fabulous!!!!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:38 pm

Seriously. PJ will be on the court for U*NC before the UK game.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Fri Jun 07, 2013 7:43 pm

Let me rephrase my last question....DS, has PJ accepted your services pro-bono yet or is this above your pay grade?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:10 pm

AugustWest wrote:
hedge wrote:"Who signed/paid for the rental car."

It was handled internally...
you better hope not.

DS, word on PP is that the pot weighed in at over an ounce and a half and that multiple baggies were in the car. Assuming that's true does the weight, baggies and gun possession raise the possibility of intent to distribute (or whatever it's called )? Does that change your guestimates in your last post?
Even if there was a felony amount for PWIMSD, he would still get the 90-96, and the gun thing is tricky at best because it was outside of the vehicle.

Also, I have had over 1/2 of a fifth of Macallan 12 year old.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:15 pm

I respect your disclaimer.

I submit that if the Heels skate with this one (and we all know they will) they they change their mascot from a farm animal known for submitting to the desires of drunken farmhands to Ernie "Big Ern" McCracken who after winning the Reno Nevada Million Dollar shoot-out proclaimed himself to finally be above the law.


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DooKSucks wrote:
AugustWest wrote:
hedge wrote:"Who signed/paid for the rental car."

It was handled internally...
you better hope not.

DS, word on PP is that the pot weighed in at over an ounce and a half and that multiple baggies were in the car. Assuming that's true does the weight, baggies and gun possession raise the possibility of intent to distribute (or whatever it's called )? Does that change your guestimates in your last post?
Even if there was a felony amount for PWIMSD, he would still get the 90-96, and the gun thing is tricky at best because it was outside of the vehicle.

Also, I have had over 1/2 of a fifth of Macallan 12 year old.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:24 pm

AugustWest wrote:Seriously. PJ will be in & out of court before the UK game.
FYP

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:59 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:
AugustWest wrote:Seriously. PJ will be in & out of court before the UK game.
FYP
PJ will never see the inside of a courtroom for this. Unless he takes DS as his attorney. Ba Zing!!!!!!
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