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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 29, 2013 9:47 pm

I'd post their bail.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by eCat » Thu May 30, 2013 6:30 am

those pictures are also in the order of which one will steal your wallet in the middle of the night and you wake up alone in the morning.

That's why you make her hold your dick all night while you're asleep.
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Post by hedge » Thu May 30, 2013 8:31 am

The MIF's daughters just got their load of bathing suits that they ordered for the Grand Cayman trip. The 20 year old is now at 34-DD bra size, yet she still orders these push up tops that are padded as hell. She modeled a couple of those and wasn't satisfied. But she also ordered a flimsy white no-support top which she tried on last. Goddamn. Looked just like what's her name on the cover of Sports Illustrated. She was complaining that her tits were "sagging", I started to tell her that no guy on the beach's dick would be sagging if she came walking by in that, but I tempered my praise. The MIF supported the natural look as well. So she kept that one, thank god...

The young 'un is not as blessed in the tit department as her sister, but she's got a J-Lo ass and knows it. She ordered some bikini that the bottom looks like it's literally painted on. Somehow (and God bless them for this) they've figured out a way to gather the fabric so that it dovetails down into the crack to better reveal (and maybe even enhance) the nether cleft (and in the young 'uns case, the cleft is substantial), whilst leaving the oh-so-thin fabric covering the fleshy mounds smooth and tight (as I said, as if it is painted on). I can't wait for this trip. Need to make sure I've got some glasses with super reflective lens so my head can pointed one way while my eyes are bulging out sideways...
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Post by BigRedMan » Thu May 30, 2013 9:15 am

Pics or STFU.
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Post by Bklyn » Thu May 30, 2013 3:34 pm

eCat wrote:those pictures are also in the order of which one will steal your wallet in the middle of the night and you wake up alone in the morning.

That's why you make her hold your dick all night while you're asleep.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jun 01, 2013 12:19 am

Anyplace other than Cleveland and I would be surprised.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/31/us/ohio-g ... e-t&page=1

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Post by 10ac » Sat Jun 01, 2013 3:47 pm

Was somebody dissed?P
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Post by hedge » Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:13 pm

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Post by eCat » Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:27 am

A jury said 70-year-old Vietnam veteran Ralph Wald is not guilty of shooting and killing 32-year-old Walter Conley. Wald faced second-degree murder charges.

Prosecutors said Wald heard his wife and Conley having sex in their house, grabbed his gun, and shot Conley in cold blood. But Wald said he thought his wife was being raped.

Wald said on the night of the shooting, he heard a noise and looked toward living room. He said he thought his wife was being raped. Wald said he went and got his gun, fired and shots and didn't bother to check IDs to see who he was shooting at.

He said he just wanted to protect his wife. Wald said he fired three shots, then checked to see if his wife was okay. Wald said at the end of the day, he has no regrets.

"If the same thing happened again, I would do the same thing," Wald said. "I didn't think I did anything wrong. I allegedly said, ‘I have a problem, I'll take care of it.' I'll own that. I will own that statement. I had a problem, I found someone raping my wife. I took care of it. I got a gun and I shot him. And I'm not trying to hide that from anybody. I said it to the 911, I said it to the two police detectives….I've been telling the truth."

His wife Johnna Lynn Flores told reporters Wald has forgiven her and the two plan to celebrate his acquittal at Waffle House.

"Because my husband puts me first, he's taking me to the Waffle House," Flores said, according to Tampa Bay Times.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:09 am

Ewww

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Post by hedge » Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:17 am

I haven't seen any pictures, but I suspect any 32 year old guy who would fuck her deserves to be shot...
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Post by sardis » Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:43 am

I love me some biscuits and gravy from the waffle house.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:51 am

Granny is a whore!

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Post by Bklyn » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:32 pm

It was never said in that clip how old this Latin "granny" was. My guess is she's not his wife of 45 years.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Bklyn » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:38 pm

41.

I am on my phone so I can't post pics. Here is the link:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... floor.html
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Post by sardis » Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:04 pm

Is that the Dos Equis guy?

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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:58 pm

Good for him.

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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:38 am

Let's talk about those 34dd tits again. Good God. They're glorious.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Bklyn » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:27 pm

All the while, hyper paranoid people are caught up in the state confiscating their guns, while this is more disturbing, to me...

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/201 ... ion-of-dna

(also, odd to see Thomas and Scalia disagreeing with each other. First The Fat Boys break up, now this)
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