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hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed May 29, 2013 3:58 pm

I'm trying to think if I've got a close friend that hasn't gone off the deep end like that...

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Wed May 29, 2013 4:53 pm

The thing about those older guys at the shipyard. They had lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes, they don't seem to be livin'. Then those eyes roll over white and he comes into your office and catches you playin' Quake on the network. Then you hear that high pitched hollerin' and screamin. I'll never put on short sleeve button down shirt again.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed May 29, 2013 6:12 pm

I'm picturing eCat as the Richard Dryfuss character in that scene...

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Wed May 29, 2013 6:37 pm

here is what I've learned.

If someone you haven't talked to in like 5 years calls you up out of the blue and says "hey, have you heard about so and so?" - it means they're dead

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Wed May 29, 2013 9:18 pm

I've had so many friends to go off the deep end and yet none of the fuckers will die. well, I guess one did when he hung himself in his jail cell which was directly related to oxycontin addiction.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed May 29, 2013 9:27 pm

I was stoned on oxy when we went to his memorial service...

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Wed May 29, 2013 9:48 pm

stoned or just on maintenance level?

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed May 29, 2013 9:52 pm

Sorry to hear that e. You've heard my stories. I've experienced both sides. Its a bitch.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu May 30, 2013 8:22 am

Maintenance level? What's that?

billy bob bocephus · Post by **billy bob bocephus** » Thu May 30, 2013 9:50 am

hedge wrote:Maintenance level? What's that?

that's the level just before LD50

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Thu May 30, 2013 7:26 pm

heh

women go off on shit

http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/ce3f ... _and_words

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Thu May 30, 2013 7:44 pm

Excellent

T Dot O Dot · Post by **T Dot O Dot** » Thu May 30, 2013 7:52 pm

The "2 grams for $40" one is hilarious too

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu May 30, 2013 8:07 pm

I noticed that one too. Sounds like my kind of girl. Her and the one who replied "Me neither"...

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Fri May 31, 2013 8:32 am

I think Dot was talking about the 2 grams for $40 prank. The chick who responded with that text is one who got clued in on the fact that it was a Nathan Fielder joke. It doesn't mean she's not cool...just not as cool as you originally thought.

I've read this one 3 times and am still trying to figure it out...

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Fri May 31, 2013 8:57 am

A bit of nervous chatter. I think the last line is supposed to be, "I'm thirsty, I'm thinking of you, so the best thing to do (for you to disclose what you've not been honest about- so that we can get on with the evening) is to play 'truth or anal'"

Just a guess. I wonder, however, if he tells the truth, does she get the anal, or is she suggesting that he get it?

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Fri May 31, 2013 9:26 am

either way, she is the hottest chick of the bunch

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Fri May 31, 2013 10:03 am

The more I think about it...it may not be a girl.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Fri May 31, 2013 10:29 am

thats just wrong

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Fri May 31, 2013 11:34 am

LOL

For the record, my personal favorite is the damaged, insecure girl who talked tough then, when faced with the hour-long wall of silence, caved with a demure "babe?" at the end.

Now, THAT dude has a keeper.

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