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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Fri May 24, 2013 12:36 pm

That had to be gratifying. Is she hot?
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 24, 2013 1:18 pm

PARKING LOT SEX !!!!!!
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Post by BigRedMan » Fri May 24, 2013 2:38 pm

Hit it with the force of a god!!! Tear them pink guts up!!
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Post by Bklyn » Fri May 24, 2013 2:56 pm

hedge wrote:That had to be gratifying. Is she hot?
Good question. Not my type, but no one would ever say she wasn't attractive. At the lowest end of the scale she's a 7. I guess it was gratifying, though. I really don't know how I feel about it, honestly.

She's a 5'7", extremely stylish Asian chick who used to do beauty pageants back at home and has probably never wore pants unless they were $300 jeans. Everything else are mini skirts or sun dresses. She looks just like a Singapore Airlines flight attendant. That's a compliment, by the way, if you haven't flown them.

She also has the classic Asian ass. No real hips, ironing board butt and smallish breasts that obviously have no perkiness (turns out she was a fat kid until she was about 15...which explains why the breasts are a little too elastic for such a small cup size, why she is a great quant, why she did pageants in her late teens and why she dresses to maximize the attention she would get from dudes). Those physical qualities will never make me interested in a woman, sexually. I prefer more of a Brazilian type of physique: Enough hip and glute to happily palm, a waist appropriately sized against that hip and glute dimension, a stomach easily exposed on the beach and breasts enough to enjoy. I married that one.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 24, 2013 5:15 pm

Like I said

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by T Dot O Dot » Fri May 24, 2013 7:51 pm

and if she was your type?
If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?
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Post by Bklyn » Fri May 24, 2013 8:06 pm

Nothing would be any different than how it was, to be honest. The issue was not about if she was hot or not, or my type or not (I guess that's why I didn't discuss those points originally). It was just about that type of scenario never happening to me before at work. There is no scenario that would have me do anything but ignore the comment.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 24, 2013 8:09 pm

I want to choke you right now.
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Post by Bklyn » Fri May 24, 2013 8:14 pm

heh
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun May 26, 2013 8:23 am

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Post by hedge » Sun May 26, 2013 11:25 am

Wow, what a daredevil...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun May 26, 2013 11:43 am

Damn straight
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Post by Saint » Mon May 27, 2013 10:26 pm

did you change your shorts after you got down from the roof?
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 28, 2013 12:00 am

Yep.
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Post by Saint » Tue May 28, 2013 4:17 pm

and threw them away, right?
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Post by BigRedMan » Tue May 28, 2013 4:34 pm

Of course not, he just turned them inside out.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 28, 2013 5:09 pm

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