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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri May 24, 2013 8:55 am

the headline on drudge is misleading ( I know a shock) - after reading the article, only one bar was serving rubbing alcohol. The rest were guilty of watering down the liquor

but this does support the idea that most people can't tell good vodka from the bad in mixed drinks
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri May 24, 2013 9:00 am

Watering down a drink is bad. I've had that happen in Alabama. Ordered a bourbon rocks. Bartender poured about 20ml in a glass and spritzed about 30ml of water on top of it and the ice. She did it covertly, but I saw her and called her on it. She just smiled and said, "Okay, I won't charge you for this one." I said, "Fine." Got up and left without touching it.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 24, 2013 9:09 am

I thought the were filling top shelf bottles with bottom shelf booze?

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Post by eCat » Fri May 24, 2013 9:21 am

Jungle Rat wrote:I thought the were filling top shelf bottles with bottom shelf booze?
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some were
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri May 24, 2013 9:34 am

I've often suspected that some people were refilling premium bottles with discount booze. I was in a bar in Phoenix and ordered Glenfiddich 18. What I got tasted like Dewar's. To a non-Scotch drinker, there may not be a big difference. To me it was huge. The barkeep told me that the "desert air" affects people's tastes. I switched to bottled beer, which tasted fine. Yeah, he got no tip.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Fri May 24, 2013 10:54 am

That's exactly why I just drink beer at bars. You know what you're getting with a bottle of beer. No telling what you're getting with a mixed drink.
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri May 24, 2013 11:14 am

Most dealers add cut to their product. It's an ugly aspect of the consciousness altering industry...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Fri May 24, 2013 11:15 am

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 24, 2013 2:15 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri May 24, 2013 2:23 pm

This looks like something I will see...


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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Sat May 25, 2013 6:30 pm

U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by T Dot O Dot » Sat May 25, 2013 10:34 pm

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If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Sun May 26, 2013 8:21 am

I've had that exact convo...I figure most of us have.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun May 26, 2013 10:26 pm

This will always crack me up.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by T Dot O Dot » Sun May 26, 2013 10:47 pm

that was absolutely hilarious
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Tue May 28, 2013 11:47 am

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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Tue May 28, 2013 6:44 pm

That was the first time I ever saw that Hitler clip. Classic. Epic. Genius.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Fri May 31, 2013 9:27 am

I dont know what mind created that masterpiece but that was the post of the decade

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 31, 2013 9:49 am

eCat made that I believe.

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