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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Fri May 10, 2013 11:36 am

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Fri May 10, 2013 12:01 pm

Han, Leah, Luke, R2 and Chewy are easy. Is the dude with the dope ass spectacles Vader?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Fri May 10, 2013 12:04 pm

Cletus wrote:I wish I'd seen Jack Reacher without having read the books. Tom Cruise was not a good choice.

I remember reading that alot of the Reacher fans were pissed since he was supposed to be like 6'4" in the book
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Cletus » Fri May 10, 2013 12:22 pm

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Cletus wrote:I wish I'd seen Jack Reacher without having read the books. Tom Cruise was not a good choice.

I remember reading that alot of the Reacher fans were pissed since he was supposed to be like 6'4" in the book
He's superhuman in the books. It would have been really hard to find a real person to play that role as it was written. The book didn't quite translate to the screen. There are about a million more Reacher stories so I'll be interested to see if they do another one and how they change it.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Fri May 10, 2013 1:31 pm

Something funny from Leno...

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(and after this, a purple unicorn!)
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by 10ac » Fri May 10, 2013 1:39 pm

LOL The girl was all embarrassed at first but then got into it.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by crashcourse » Fri May 10, 2013 2:08 pm

He must have been blind without those specs under the vader helmet

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Fri May 10, 2013 2:29 pm

"Han, Leah, Luke, R2 and Chewy are easy. Is the dude with the dope ass spectacles Vader?"

I think the guy in the glasses is Chewy, the tall guy is David Prowse (who played Frankenstein (the monster) in some Hammer movies)...
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Post by hedge » Fri May 10, 2013 2:32 pm

Actually, he was only in one Hammer film, the last Frankenstein film done by Hammer studios. Entitled "Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell". Here is a sample of some of the dialogue:

Baron Victor Frankenstein aka Dr. Carl Victor: [after operating eyeballs onto the creature] Now, in approximately one hour, when the narcosis wears off... we shall see.
Simon Helder: [jokingly] Let's hope it's he who sees!
Baron Victor Frankenstein aka Dr. Carl Victor: ..."he who sees"?
Simon Helder: Sorry...
Baron Victor Frankenstein aka Dr. Carl Victor: [begins to laugh maniacally] "He who sees"! I like that!
Simon Helder: I didn't think it was that funny, I must say...
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Post by eCat » Fri May 10, 2013 3:14 pm

I thought they were both pretty good singers. I thought the gag was going to be the newscaster was going to say some outlandish shit just to see if they were paying attention
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Post by Bklyn » Fri May 10, 2013 3:25 pm

It probably was...but dude was singing, so the comic went that path.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bluecat » Fri May 10, 2013 4:08 pm

Dude in glasses is C-3P0. Tall guy is Chewbacca

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Fri May 10, 2013 4:32 pm

C-3PO was tall? Hmph, never woulda thunk it.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Fri May 10, 2013 5:57 pm

hedge wrote:Image
Harrison Ford (to give some scale) is 6'1".

I think the guy in the glasses is David Prowse (aka Darth Vader) He is very tall, about 6' 3".

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Prowse is just not quite as tall as Chewy, the "Tall Man" in the Star Wars image. Not to be confused with the truly scary "Tall Man" from Phantasm.

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I tried to find a David Prowse image from A Clockwork Orange but couldn't find them. In ACO, he was the weight-lifter/body guard to the writer at the end of the movie (after the writer had been paralyzed from the home invasion.) They needed someone with enough physical power to lift the guy while sitting in the wheelchair, quite impressive actually.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 10, 2013 7:56 pm

Star Wars is for homos

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Fri May 10, 2013 10:53 pm

"Dude in glasses is C-3P0. Tall guy is Chewbacca"

You must be right, I knew Prowse was very tall (according to google, Prowse is 6'6"), so I figured the tall guy was him, but the guy who played Chewy was Peter Mayhew (never heard of him), listed on imdb at nearly 7'2". That's got to be him...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Sun May 12, 2013 8:09 am

Just watched Blazing Saddles for the millionth time, always love the last scene where it just goes off the rails and they go to the current day movie studio and bust in on Dom DeLuis's set ("Watch! Me! Faggots!"). I've noticed this before, but is that Bert Reynolds at the 2:20 mark doing the water ballet? He's not credited. I googled it and got some message board where someone claims it's him (also claims the guy with him is James Caan), but can't find any confirmation...

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Post by AlabamAlum » Sun May 12, 2013 10:20 am

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Sun May 12, 2013 12:44 pm

Has anyone seen Heaven's Gate? Thoughts?
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