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Post by 10ac » Tue May 07, 2013 10:10 pm

This guy is a hoot. They played his heavily bleeped 911 call today on one of Nashville's sports talk programs.
Let 'er Blow!

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Post by eCat » Wed May 08, 2013 7:25 am

you knew it was coming

Dead Giveaway

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 08, 2013 7:46 am

dead giveaway

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 08, 2013 7:47 am

That white girl comment will go down in history

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Post by Bklyn » Wed May 08, 2013 8:19 am

LMAO. Clarence the Barber mixed with ShoNuff from "The Last Dragon."

That last reference may be too advanced
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 08, 2013 8:38 am

good one

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Bklyn wrote:LMAO. Clarence the Barber mixed with ShoNuff from "The Last Dragon."

That last reference may be too advanced
a young clarence or a shonuff without his shoulder pads
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Bklyn » Wed May 08, 2013 10:27 am

You never fail to impress e. Never fail.
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Post by eCat » Wed May 08, 2013 10:45 am

The Last Dragon was mandatory viewing when my kids were younger.

Its how I introduced them to Bruce Lee
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by BigRedMan » Wed May 08, 2013 11:37 am

Sho-NUFF!!
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Post by eCat » Wed May 08, 2013 11:38 am

if you guys get a chance, watch a PBS show under the American Experience series about Britian capturing German Generals and giving them luxury accommodations in London.

Basically it goes like this - The lifetime German commanders never really bought into the whole Nazi party thing and Hitler had a handful of generals that weren't Nazi's or SS. They are hard core military but they were independent thinkers and they realized early on the war was a huge mistake, Hitler was no military strategists and the atrocities the Germans were committing made the world hate them. Eventually these Generals whether intentionally or not, started getting captured and getting their men captured - whether it was to avoid being sentenced for War crimes or just because they couldn't stomach the Nazi party. The high ranking Generals were taken to London, and instead of being interrogated or put in a POW camp, they put them in a large house on Trenton street, gave them normal british food (when they though was punishment enough) and even gave them newspapers, music and beer.

They bugged every location - even the trees outside and recorded the conversations. As more men were captured they brought them into the fold. Some still had some loyalty to Hitler and the conflict within the house provided a huge amount of information. In one example the generals argued over the use of rockets and one general admitted to seeing the rocket factory and launching pads at some location. Oddly enough a week later, Great Britain bombed the shit out of the place and set back the German rocket program by months.

They also brought gave them a radio and played the news of the attempted assassination of Hitler. Almost all of them were pissed it failed and a few of them knew the men behind the attempt. They cursed them for being so incompetent in the size and placement of the bomb that allowed Hitler to live.

Another time they had a man (not a general) talking about killing women and children Jews without so much as a glint of remorse while the Generals were appalled at the actions of those men.

Its worth watching - if anything it shows how just the opposite of torture worked amazingly well. These men were "respected" because of their rank and they let their guard down. All of them contributed to the fall of Germany to some degree.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Bklyn » Wed May 08, 2013 11:50 am

That's a pretty dope story. I'll check it out. PBS is good for having these things online, too. So, maybe I don't have to chase it on my Viewing Guide.
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Post by hedge » Wed May 08, 2013 11:51 am

"Some still had some loyalty to Hitler and the conflict within the house provided a huge amount of information."

Too bad MTV wasn't around then. Real World: Nazis in London. Watch Puck sass his superior officer! See generals arguing with field marshals over place at table!
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Post by eCat » Wed May 08, 2013 12:00 pm

I found it - its called "Secrets of the Dead: Bugging Hitlers Army". Unfortunately it was on last night and not scheduled again any time soon.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 08, 2013 12:52 pm

My ex mother in law is named Linda Berry. Why couldn't that guy have kidnapped her? She's from there.

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Post by sardis » Thu May 09, 2013 4:32 pm

Another reason medicare and SS benefits age needs to increase to 70.

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Post by AugustWest » Thu May 09, 2013 8:57 pm

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Post by innocentbystander » Fri May 10, 2013 2:00 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:That white girl comment will go down in history
sure will

either way, Charles Ramsay is a hero... a true hero.
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