Uncle Bud

crotch · Post by **crotch** » Sat Apr 27, 2013 3:51 pm

No doubt would be fitting for most of our tarheel brethern here.....

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:14 pm

[youtube]kNyTqIsrk0w[/youtube]

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Fri May 03, 2013 8:27 am

the boil

by Chas. Bukowski

I was making good with the girls on the assembly line at
Nabisco, I had recently beaten up the company
bully
on my lunch hour,
things were going well, I was from out of
town, the stranger who seldom spoke to
anybody, I was the mystery man, I was the
cool number,
almost all those fillies had an interest
in me
and the guys didn't know
what the hell.

then one morning I awakened in my
room
with a huge boil on the side of
my head (right cheek)
and
it was damn near the size of a
golf ball.

I should have phoned in sick
but
I didn't have the sense and
went on in
anyhow.

it made a difference: the women's eyes
fell away from mine, and the guys
no longer acted fearful
and I felt defeated by
fate.

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Fri May 03, 2013 11:14 am

That dude is a pussy.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri May 03, 2013 12:51 pm

Big time

Owlman · Post by **Owlman** » Tue May 07, 2013 10:52 am

she will have to return the ring

Mario Williams sues to get his engagement ring back

http://blog.chron.com/ultimatetexans/20 ... ring-back/

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Tue May 07, 2013 12:16 pm

I wasn't sure until this part...

"Williams is entitled to recovery of the ring, they say, under a “conditional gift rule” recognized by Texas courts.'

Some states do, some don't. I wonder if he proposed in a different state without that rule whether she'd have a legal defense to keep the ring.

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Tue May 07, 2013 12:17 pm

Knock her upside the noggin with the helmet, grab the jewels and sprint!

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue May 07, 2013 8:56 pm

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Wed May 08, 2013 11:45 am

classic scene...I hope to god I am just like this guy one day, although my doctor assures me I will not

[youtube]EdbZEXfPwmg[/youtube]

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed May 08, 2013 11:58 am

In this clip of the same scene, there is an audible fart sound when he starts talking about the dirt nap...

[youtube]Xs00fBj2nH0[/youtube]

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed May 08, 2013 5:57 pm

Im just happy waking up tomorrow.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue May 14, 2013 10:17 am

watch the video for a few minutes and see if you learn anything..its a test..after 30 seconds if you're still listening to stupid shit about juices you failed

[youtube]Bve4cnp0wlY[/youtube]

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Tue May 14, 2013 10:26 am

Jesus christ, she had to know.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue May 14, 2013 10:33 am

Damn, did Robert Plant have a sex change?

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Tue May 14, 2013 10:57 am

That is the greatest exhibition of a sartorial dromedary hallux I've ever seen in a rated G production. Seriously, it moved.

don't ask me why I went back and revised this post...I just felt like not being too obvious and let the vid speak for itself

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue May 14, 2013 11:45 am

I wish I knew the brand of those pants. I'd get them for my wife

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Tue May 14, 2013 12:01 pm

I'm still watching it on mute.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue May 14, 2013 1:26 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/14/us/ntsb-b ... index.html

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue May 14, 2013 1:41 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/14/us/ntsb-b ... index.html

at .05 you'd basically finish a drink and wait an hour at the bar to drive home. I think its all kind of a moot point now - how many people are really right on the edge?...either you're driving shitfaced or you're not.

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