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Post by T Dot O Dot » Sun May 05, 2013 7:35 am

absolutely hilarious :
A few days after the Reddit posting, a reader wrote to us and maintained that the quiz displayed above belonged to his 10-year-old daughter, saying:
I didn't know that this was being taught to her until we heard a radio commercial together about the Discover the Dinosaurs exhibit was coming to the TD Convention Center [in Greenville, South Carolina].

The Commercial starts out, "After 65 million years, the dinosaurs have returned ..." She commented immediately that it was only four thousand years ago. When I corrected her, she snapped back, "Were you there?" I have since taught my daughter differently, but I am sure she is confused now and plan to make sure she understands that teachers are people too and can be factually wrong.
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Post by Bklyn » Sun May 05, 2013 8:38 am

For IB to defend that idiocy is...well, not surprising. Stand down, nothing to see here.
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Post by Cletus » Sun May 05, 2013 9:07 am

When kids are taught that nonsense, they turn into this kind of adult (taken from a different forum on which the test was posted and discussed):

No transitional fossils. End of story. Not to mention we'd be seeing transitional LIVING animals, people etc. To say it all happened at one interval of time is asinine. We'd see half people half ape or fish with legs or some such nonsense. We do not. Neither would there be cohesiveness to it all. There is a grand design in everything. If it all were left to mere chance and happenstance, if it were able to live at all it would be neither cohesive nor able to survive. Eyes would be in strange places IF there were eyes at all. Legs would be misshapen and bodies would be horrible to look at. We're talking mere chance here. If you're seriously foolish enough to even begin to think hands just happened or eyes were some miraculous chance creation and our brains were the result of simple chance occurence,....you're a complete idiot...there really is no other way to put it nicely.....

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Owlman » Sun May 05, 2013 9:25 am

T Dot O Dot wrote:absolutely hilarious :
A few days after the Reddit posting, a reader wrote to us and maintained that the quiz displayed above belonged to his 10-year-old daughter, saying:
I didn't know that this was being taught to her until we heard a radio commercial together about the Discover the Dinosaurs exhibit was coming to the TD Convention Center [in Greenville, South Carolina].

The Commercial starts out, "After 65 million years, the dinosaurs have returned ..." She commented immediately that it was only four thousand years ago. When I corrected her, she snapped back, "Were you there?" I have since taught my daughter differently, but I am sure she is confused now and plan to make sure she understands that teachers are people too and can be factually wrong.

Teach her differently? You need to send the little girl to a different school?
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Post by T Dot O Dot » Sun May 05, 2013 11:26 am

that was just a snippet i pulled, the story goes on to say that the school teaches math, english & latin at a higher standard but the parents still wont be enrolling the kid there next year
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by T Dot O Dot » Sun May 05, 2013 11:27 am

i do love the "were you there?" retort, that will be my go to line any time someone presents me with historical data
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Post by AugustWest » Sun May 05, 2013 12:57 pm

<NCAA>Move along. Nothing to see there.</NCAA>
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Post by The Anti k* » Sun May 05, 2013 7:14 pm

I am faaaaaaaar from an insider, but a source I really trust thinks the Heels got a commitment from Wiggins today. I guess we'll see soon enough.

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Post by AugustWest » Sun May 05, 2013 7:17 pm

<augie>Check his uncle's bank account and that'll tell you</augie>

wait a minute.....
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Post by eCat » Mon May 06, 2013 9:33 am

The Anti k* wrote:I am faaaaaaaar from an insider, but a source I really trust thinks the Heels got a commitment from Wiggins today. I guess we'll see soon enough.

I'm not saying Wiggins won't go to Carolina, but in the past week Carolina insiders have whiffed badly on Wiggins. He was supposed to commit on the day before he was supposed to talk with Self and Hamilton, and then he was supposed to commit this weekend. Maybe Wiggins is going to Carolina and is just dragging his feet with the commitment but he is making Carolina "insiders" look pretty foolish.

To UK's credit, while many are confident, to my knowledge they aren't giving any absolute specifics as to when it will happen. Supposedly he is going to commit by the 15th per his coach.
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Post by DooKSucks » Mon May 06, 2013 11:44 am

I have a sneaky feeling that Wiggins is telling multiple schools that he is going to be signing with them.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon May 06, 2013 11:59 am

That doesn't really make sense. I have a sneaky feeling one of his parents are really pushing FSU and he doesn't really want to go there.
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Post by eCat » Mon May 06, 2013 12:04 pm

Bklyn wrote:That doesn't really make sense. I have a sneaky feeling one of his parents are really pushing FSU and he doesn't really want to go there.

I think they are pushing UNC now, after giving up no FSU which is fueling all the UNC chatter.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Mon May 06, 2013 12:54 pm

SEC Network debuts in 2014....

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon May 06, 2013 10:16 pm

All hail Coach Thibs!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon May 06, 2013 11:39 pm

Curry is putting on a show in the 3rd quarter for Golden State. Can't miss...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Tue May 07, 2013 12:02 am

speaking of Curry, Ronald just got hired as an off. asst. by the 49ers

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Post by hedge » Tue May 07, 2013 12:15 am

Spurs, main!!!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue May 07, 2013 12:26 am

Danny Green hits a 3 to tie. Too bad he didn't play for Cal, he would've gone pro after his freshman year and now be selling cars somewhere. But let's criticize Roy for "holding players back"...
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