Prof Tiger & Sardis "All Things Considered" Theology Hut

[Jungle Rat]

What in the fuck are you talking about? You're really weird. You and aTm might make good friends.

[innocentbystander]

If you're going to blaspheme, then do so with some style. Oh mighty Isis!

The mid 1970s had THE BEST Saturday morning television, the best. No question.

Norm Prescott was a genius.

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[innocentbystander]

What in the fuck are you talking about?

click on the youtubes and learn.

[Jungle Rat]

Id rather stick my dick in a blender you nutbag.

[hedge]

[BigRedMan]

LMAO

[Jungle Rat]

Explain why are you laughing?

[BigRedMan]

Thought it was funny.

[The Gray Ghost]

Happy Ascension Day to all. See you in church.

[Professor Tiger]

Ascension isn't for several more weeks. This is the Thursday after Pascha (i.e. Bright Thursday), you barbarian.

[Cletus]

Happy Ascension Day to all. See you in church.

So, how exactly did this work? Where did he go?

[Professor Tiger]

I believe Ghost is an Episcopalian, so I assume he went to an Episcopal Church yesterday.

[The Gray Ghost]

You aren't fooling anyone Prof. I know you already have your Whitsunday suit set aside 9 days in advance.

[innocentbystander]

Hey Tiger,

We got a woman in our parish that wants get married there. Sounds great right? Well, it appears that she was married before (marriage lasted 6 months) and she left her husband because "...she fell out of love." Those were her words. Okay, so now she wants to get married again, problem is with an excuse like "...falling out of love..." how can you possibly get by Luke 16:18?

[AugustWest]

Is she getting married in 2nd century AD Judea? If not, then her getting married again has fuck-all to do with Luke 16:18.

[aTm]

I doubt it would have mattered much back then, either.

[hedge]

"Okay, so now she wants to get married again, problem is with an excuse like "...falling out of love..." how can you possibly get by Luke 16:18?"

Easy, tear that page out of the bible, light a match, and hold it under the edge of the page. While you're at it, burn the rest of the bible, too. All your problems will be solved. Actually, I suspect it would take quit a bit more than that to solve all of YOUR problems, but that would be a good start...

[Professor Tiger]

Hey Tiger,

We got a woman in our parish that wants get married there. Sounds great right? Well, it appears that she was married before (marriage lasted 6 months) and she left her husband because "...she fell out of love." Those were her words. Okay, so now she wants to get married again, problem is with an excuse like "...falling out of love..." how can you possibly get by Luke 16:18?

One of the conveniences of non-denominationalism is every pastor/church gets to interpret the Bible (including Luke 16:18) as they see fit. So what is your church's/pastor's position on that situation?

[Professor Tiger]

You aren't fooling anyone Prof. I know you already have your Whitsunday suit set aside 9 days in advance.

You got me. I got my old seersucker chausuble (left over from my Anglican days) dry cleaned and ready to deploy. Along with the matching white buck shoes and boat hat. Darn you for spoiling the surprise, you popinjay.

[Jungle Rat]

IB isn't real.