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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Fri May 03, 2013 2:23 pm

Looks like fun...... may have to tune-up the ol' hoverround though.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 03, 2013 3:07 pm

I don't give any space to those assholes in their spandex suits riding bikes. Get on the sidewalk you faggots.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cletus » Fri May 03, 2013 3:25 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:I don't give any space to those assholes in their spandex suits riding bikes. Get on the sidewalk you faggots.
And this is why I drive way out to the suburbs to ride. Too many drivers have this attitude and I feel extremely lucky that I haven't been hit by a car yet.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 03, 2013 3:34 pm

Don't cross my path homo!

p.s. I live in the suburbs.

http://www.montgomeryohio.org/

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by 10ac » Fri May 03, 2013 7:14 pm

What's a 1200 Street Glide?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 03, 2013 7:40 pm

A suped up moped.
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Post by eCat » Fri May 03, 2013 8:33 pm

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I guess its more than 1200cc - I just think in terms of 883 or 1200cc for Harleys
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Post by 10ac » Fri May 03, 2013 9:01 pm

You're thinking Sportsters. My Street Glide is 103 cu. in.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Sat May 04, 2013 10:55 am

A 4th grade science test from a religious school in South Carolina:

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat May 04, 2013 11:41 am

Congrats!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cletus » Sat May 04, 2013 12:54 pm

Here's the second page of the same test.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Sat May 04, 2013 6:34 pm

They will self select themselves out of civilization, so no worries there. The bonus is that these people are hedge's MIF's duaghters competition in college.

Wins all around...if that test is not a scam.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Sat May 04, 2013 6:46 pm

Bklyn wrote:They will self select themselves out of civilization, so no worries there.
Because they have been "shamed" and love and fear God, they will wait until they are married before having children, so truly, no worries there.
Bklyn wrote:The bonus is that these people are hedge's MIF's duaghters competition in college.

Wins all around...if that test is not a scam.
Its a scam. But the more religious you are, the less likely my taxes will support you in your young adulthood.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat May 04, 2013 6:56 pm

Drink the kool aid IB.

PLEASE!!!!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Owlman » Sat May 04, 2013 7:00 pm

Its a scam. But the more religious you are, the less likely my taxes will support you in your young adulthood.
Aren't you the one, IB, that swears these students should be majoring in real majors such as the STEM? These students are not going to survive STEM majors with those extreme beliefs.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat May 04, 2013 7:32 pm

But can they eventually marry?

I hope so.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cletus » Sat May 04, 2013 7:51 pm

Bklyn wrote:They will self select themselves out of civilization, so no worries there. The bonus is that these people are hedge's MIF's duaghters competition in college.

Wins all around...if that test is not a scam.
It's not a scam.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat May 04, 2013 7:53 pm

Thank God!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Sun May 05, 2013 1:11 am

The test is NOT a scam. Snopes has an entry, I believe.

It is kind of funny that the "science" is so laughable that some think it is satire or a hoax by atheists trying to make fundies look bad.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Sun May 05, 2013 1:14 am

The snopes' entry:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/sciencetest.asp
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