Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread

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Post by Dr. Strangelove » Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:57 pm

Army says: we don't need or want any more tanks, thanks

Congress says: YES YOU DO!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/army-says-no-more ... 22396.html

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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:59 pm

Speaking of absurdities that pose as gun control laws, the last gun legislation banned "assault rifles." These were defined as rifles with, among other things, pistol grips and bayonet notches.

As if the absence of pistol grips and bayonet notches would have prevented another Sandy Hook or Aurora or Columbine or whatever.
You would have to involve mental health providers and they would have to violate current HIPPA laws that protect the confidentiality of patient health care information. So if you are being "treated" for some kind of health condition, the psychiatrist would be mandated (by law) to inform some kind of buearocratic agency
I think they already have to do that in cases of homicide, suicide and child abuse.
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Post by Big Orange Junky » Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:45 pm

Wellll, I side with an administrator very rarely but I side with AA in this one.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:18 pm

Dr. Strangelove wrote:Army says: we don't need or want any more tanks, thanks

Congress says: YES YOU DO!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/army-says-no-more ... 22396.html
The M-1 tank and Michael Dukakis in happier times:

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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:56 pm

Correct.
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Post by Toemeesleather » Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:34 am

bluetick wrote:Sadly, Andy Coulter and IB are mistaken - there is no crazy-mass-murder constituency for dems. It is a known fact that ninety eight and a half percent of all spree/serial killers since Charlie Whitman have been white-or-asian male rwnj psychopaths (the lone exception - Malvo and Muhammed, the DC snipers who were staunchly apolitical-bordering-on-libertarian).

Who is the #1 perpetrator in the murder of black men in the US?
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Post by BigRedMan » Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:05 am

Other black men?
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Post by aTm » Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:07 am

The Judean People's Front?
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:10 am

Tyler Perry.

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Post by Toemeesleather » Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:15 am

BigRedMan wrote:Other black men?

We have a winner.....but not as flashy a headline.
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Post by BigRedMan » Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:43 am

My second and third guess was Sickle Cell and High Cholesterol
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Post by bluetick » Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:17 pm

It's also a knowed fact that GA crackers kill other GA crackers.
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Post by Toemeesleather » Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:05 pm

Still, no headline.
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Post by bluetick » Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:30 pm

okay

Middle Tennessee Pulls National Shocker, Beats Yellow Jackets 49-28

THAT was a headline
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Post by Toemeesleather » Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:09 pm

Maybe someday we'll be fortunate enough to hire a coach who can put us onto proper showering techniques and we'll know the epoch as only rocky top does.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:28 pm

Jerry Sandusky is... indisposed.
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Post by Toemeesleather » Wed May 01, 2013 8:05 am

If there was ANY doubt in your mind we are/have been a leaderless nation for 5 years, the narcissist-in-chief put those doubts to rest yesterday...


“If you put it that way, Jonathan, maybe I should just pack up and go home — golly,” Obama said at a White House press conference
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Post by hedge » Wed May 01, 2013 8:59 am

Why do you need a leader so badly? Oh, I forgot, you're a fucking sheep...
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Post by bluetick » Wed May 01, 2013 10:29 am

Toemeesleather wrote:If there was ANY doubt in your mind we are/have been a leaderless nation for 5 years, the narcissist-in-chief put those doubts to rest yesterday...


“If you put it that way, Jonathan, maybe I should just pack up and go home — golly,” Obama said at a White House press conference
A remark made in jest, right after somebody listed several pressing issues weighing the administration down.

I confess that I miss the Malaprop-in-Chief, the goofy hehhehhehs, the butchered enunciations - those were good times. Well, except for the 9/11 thingy and nation-building and the almost-depression.
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Post by Toemeesleather » Wed May 01, 2013 10:55 am

If Obozo is consistent at anything it's his (immaturity) wont to lash out at anyone who dares disagree w/him, from congress to the supreme court to the press.
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