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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:07 pm

Even if he didn't curse, I don't think he was lasting long...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:13 pm

True.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:57 pm

He probably should have walked off the set without saying another word.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:46 pm

That's like getting fired from Wal*Mart

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:51 pm

Is North Dakota inundated with asians and hispanics, or did that station find the only two there?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:56 pm

Dude couldn't stop after the Rio Grande, he had to conquer the Platte and the mighty Missouri as well. In the spirit of the Goat Pen, I like to think he's now making his way to Sasskatchwan. Hopefully Sasskatoon....
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Re: Uncle Bud

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Post by eCat » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:50 am

This could have been an entire season of the wire

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More than a dozen Maryland state prison guards helped a dangerous national gang operate a drug-trafficking and money-laundering scheme from behind bars that involved cash payments, sex and access to fancy cars, federal prosecutors said Tuesday.

Thirteen female corrections officers essentially handed over control of a Baltimore jail to gang leaders, prosecutors said. The officers were charged Tuesday in a federal racketeering indictment.

The indictment described a jailhouse seemingly out of control. Four corrections officers became pregnant by one inmate. Two of them got tattoos of the inmate’s first name, Tavon — one on her neck, the other on a wrist.

The guards allegedly helped leaders of the Black Guerilla Family run their criminal enterprise in jail by smuggling cellphones, prescription pills and other contraband in their underwear, shoes and hair. One gang leader allegedly used proceeds to buy luxury cars, including a Mercedes-Benz and a BMW, which he allowed some of the officers to drive.

“The inmates literally took over ‘the asylum,’ and the detention centers became safe havens for BGF,” said FBI Special Agent in Charge Stephen E. Vogt, using shorthand for the prison gang’s name.

The indictment, unsealed Tuesday in U.S. District Court in Baltimore, puts the spotlight on the enduring power of gangs in jails and prisons. In particular, prosecutors were highly critical of Maryland’s facilities in Baltimore, with procedures and personnel that were “completely inadequate to prevent smuggling” and lacked “effective punishment.”

The Black Guerilla Family was founded in California in the 1960s but now operates nationwide in prisons and on the streets of major U.S. cities, including Baltimore. It arrived in Maryland’s prison system in the 1990s, according to the Justice Department, and is increasingly involved in narcotics trafficking, robbery, assault and homicides. By 2006, federal authorities say, the BGF had become the dominant gang at the Baltimore City Detention Center.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:58 am

The question is, will Weebay continue to have cell phone access and get his KFC deliveries on time?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:13 pm

Didn't realize Sidney Freedman was 95. Best character on M*A*S*H*....along with Colonel Flagg. Rest In Peace Sid.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:24 pm

Still dont know who he is, post a pic please, or are you that dumb?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:31 pm

the psychiatrist

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:37 pm

I didn't realize he was Diane Arbus's husband...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:23 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:Still dont know who he is, post a pic please, or are you that dumb?
Click on the link, Moron. It's got his pic... or are you too dumb?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:55 pm

That link doesn't help moron. He looks like my moms proctologist.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:59 pm

Here doofus.... this should help.

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or if you're really stupid, try this....

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:27 pm

MASH was on for 62 years. He was in 12 episodes. My bad.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Thu Apr 25, 2013 7:17 am

"He looks like my moms proctologist."

That's what she calls him?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:09 am

he must not have been a very good shrink

his first wife committed suicide

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