I'm still trying to reason out where the grandson thing came in? You should have taken those remedial reading classes in college.hedge wrote:"Still trying to figure out your response? You kin to Goldie??"
The implication of my response is that if you had a college age grandson in 1962, that would make you at a minimum 110 years old. Sorry I had to explain it, I know it's hard to follow along sometimes when you're 110 years old...
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Damn - I saw all the new posts and thought Augie had been busy - instead its just you morons.
Quite the letdown.
Quite the letdown.
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Hello.
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U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
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poor doc
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U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
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U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
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U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
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U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
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U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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LOL
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
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U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
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so ever since I saw that porn documentary I've kinda been obsessed with Raylene. I'd never heard of her before , I'm assuming because my porn viewing habits never got beyond 1996, but at any rate, hearing her talk and seeing her in that business suit playing herself off as a real estate agent burned her image into my mind.
last night I was surfing the net collecting streaming videos for a DVD and I decided I'd try to find some porn from Raylene since she has gone back into porn. I find a nice one - a sweet lesbian scene showing off her distinctive ass tattoo, then a light bondage, forced orgasm scene, and then....the third video is some guy with a baseball bat for a dick totally wrecking her ass and stretching her out to the size of a mixing bowl. I threw down my kleenex, called her a dirty whore and left the room crying. I'm never masturbating to her again.
last night I was surfing the net collecting streaming videos for a DVD and I decided I'd try to find some porn from Raylene since she has gone back into porn. I find a nice one - a sweet lesbian scene showing off her distinctive ass tattoo, then a light bondage, forced orgasm scene, and then....the third video is some guy with a baseball bat for a dick totally wrecking her ass and stretching her out to the size of a mixing bowl. I threw down my kleenex, called her a dirty whore and left the room crying. I'm never masturbating to her again.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Stay string. Sometimes the ones we imaginarily love hurt us the most.
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eCat wrote:so ever since I saw that porn documentary I've kinda been obsessed with Raylene. I'd never heard of her before , I'm assuming because my porn viewing habits never got beyond 1996, but at any rate, hearing her talk and seeing her in that business suit playing herself off as a real estate agent burned her image into my mind.
last night I was surfing the net collecting streaming videos for a DVD and I decided I'd try to find some porn from Raylene since she has gone back into porn. I find a nice one - a sweet lesbian scene showing off her distinctive ass tattoo, then a light bondage, forced orgasm scene, and then....the third video is some guy with a baseball bat for a dick totally wrecking her ass and stretching her out to the size of a mixing bowl. I threw down my kleenex, called her a dirty whore and left the room crying. I'm never masturbating to her again.
You finished though, right?
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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actually I lied
I don't use kleenex. I just wanted to sound more sophisticated.
I don't use kleenex. I just wanted to sound more sophisticated.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Kroger stuff huh?
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sock with astroglide