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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by crotch » Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:31 pm

hedge wrote:"Still trying to figure out your response? You kin to Goldie??"

The implication of my response is that if you had a college age grandson in 1962, that would make you at a minimum 110 years old. Sorry I had to explain it, I know it's hard to follow along sometimes when you're 110 years old...
I'm still trying to reason out where the grandson thing came in? You should have taken those remedial reading classes in college. :mrgreen:

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Post by Dr. Nostron » Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:37 pm

Damn - I saw all the new posts and thought Augie had been busy - instead its just you morons.


Quite the letdown.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:38 pm

Hello.
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Post by Dr. Nostron » Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:40 pm

hi

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Post by AugustWest » Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:56 pm

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U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:25 pm

poor doc

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Post by AugustWest » Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:15 pm

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Post by eCat » Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:57 am

just wait till this guy finds out about roofies

http://lexington.craigslist.org/cas/3699751749.html
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Post by Bklyn » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:04 pm

LOL
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Post by AugustWest » Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:55 pm

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Post by eCat » Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:26 am

so ever since I saw that porn documentary I've kinda been obsessed with Raylene. I'd never heard of her before , I'm assuming because my porn viewing habits never got beyond 1996, but at any rate, hearing her talk and seeing her in that business suit playing herself off as a real estate agent burned her image into my mind.

last night I was surfing the net collecting streaming videos for a DVD and I decided I'd try to find some porn from Raylene since she has gone back into porn. I find a nice one - a sweet lesbian scene showing off her distinctive ass tattoo, then a light bondage, forced orgasm scene, and then....the third video is some guy with a baseball bat for a dick totally wrecking her ass and stretching her out to the size of a mixing bowl. I threw down my kleenex, called her a dirty whore and left the room crying. I'm never masturbating to her again.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:43 am

Stay string. Sometimes the ones we imaginarily love hurt us the most.
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Post by BigRedMan » Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:15 am

eCat wrote:so ever since I saw that porn documentary I've kinda been obsessed with Raylene. I'd never heard of her before , I'm assuming because my porn viewing habits never got beyond 1996, but at any rate, hearing her talk and seeing her in that business suit playing herself off as a real estate agent burned her image into my mind.

last night I was surfing the net collecting streaming videos for a DVD and I decided I'd try to find some porn from Raylene since she has gone back into porn. I find a nice one - a sweet lesbian scene showing off her distinctive ass tattoo, then a light bondage, forced orgasm scene, and then....the third video is some guy with a baseball bat for a dick totally wrecking her ass and stretching her out to the size of a mixing bowl. I threw down my kleenex, called her a dirty whore and left the room crying. I'm never masturbating to her again.

You finished though, right?
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:32 am

actually I lied





I don't use kleenex. I just wanted to sound more sophisticated.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:26 pm

Kroger stuff huh?

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Saint » Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:02 am

sock with astroglide

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