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Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:13 pm

Imagine that! He's white! And old!

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:17 pm

White??

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:18 pm

This is a huge win for the western hemisphere...

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:41 pm

It was the perfect bridge. It was widely expected that the next Pope would be South American back when Palpatine/Emperor was named JPII's successor. Then after that coup, it was said that he would probably be the last European Pope for a while. Naming an Argentine is perfect. You get a Latin American Pope, but Argentines are the whitest ones by far. It's a perfect two-fer

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The streak stays alive.

AugustWest · Post by **AugustWest** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:04 pm

His parents are Italian immigrants. He's about as Argentinian as I am.

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:13 pm

Oh, so they were Nazis?

AugustWest · Post by **AugustWest** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:46 pm

Fascist.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:18 pm

Maybe the next pope will be an afrikaner...

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:12 pm

Bklyn wrote:Oh, so they were Nazis?

heh

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:40 pm

hedge wrote:Maybe the next pope will be an afrikaner...

Heh. I like when they have an African Papal candidate in the running. I always think that it's like those dating reality shows that have a Black dude in the house on the first day with the girl and by the end of the premiere 2 hour episode he's out the door. I kept expecting to see a Black Cardinal walking across St. Peter's Square, wheeling one of those stewardess suitcases behind him and then getting into the waiting limo, where they will film his final comments.

Also, now that there is a new Pope in place, does it mean that they have to kill Pope Benedict? He can't sit around the Vatican trying to be all Yoda to Francis' Luke. They need to just take him out and crucify him upside down like they did the original dude in Rome.

Or, it could go the other way and dude could abdicate the throne in a year or two and move in with Pope Benedict and film a reality show or comedy. Better yet, they could form a Papal Justice League.

Obviously, I've been drinking. #MissYaHizzy

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:12 am

I wonder if he was referring to their electing him in the first place?

"He displayed that same sense immediately after his election, shunning the special sedan that was to transport him to the hotel so he could ride on the bus with other cardinals, and refusing even an elevated platform from which he would greet them, according to U.S. Cardinal Timothy Dolan.

"He met with us on our own level," Dolan said.

Later, during dinner, the new pope addressed a few words to the cardinals:

"'May God forgive you for what you have done,'" Francis told them, Lombardi said."

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:42 am

That does seem kind of an odd salutation.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:59 am

so he is just going full on with "we're a bunch of pedophiles"

10ac · Post by **10ac** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:07 pm

Homosexual pedophiles

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:59 pm

Does that make it worse?

10ac · Post by **10ac** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:05 pm

You tell me. When you were a boy, would you rather have been raped by a man or a woman

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:21 pm

It's not rape if you enjoy it, so that's a stupid question...

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:22 pm

Would you rather be raped by a man giving you a blowjob or a woman fucking you in the ass with a strap-on?

sardis · Post by **sardis** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 7:47 pm

I am having my first colonoscopy in a few months. I'll defer my answer until then...

AugustWest · Post by **AugustWest** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:18 pm

You wont remember it. Mine was simply the best nap I've ever had.

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