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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:39 pm

eCat wrote:So Crean is teaching IU to fake getting elbowed at end of game situations

fucking lameasses
Saw that too.....pathetic.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:13 am

That video was good in that sappy way that you just can't help but like (or I can't, anyway), but it wasn't as good as the autistic kid who went off from behind the arc. "Hot as a pistol!"
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:24 am

yea that was a great line
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:03 am

What the fuck ever. Every coach will be doing in the country now.

Fucking refs. Fucking IU.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:04 am

Crean instructing his players to flop if Minnie players move elbows... disgsusting.

[youtube]4GStmH0Xlcs[/youtube]

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:28 am

you Carolina guys will like this from Grantland


"with my assignment being to collect the Duke coach at his hotel. Coach K promptly broke wind upon getting in my car, and I rolled down the windows before I asked him about a kid who dunked on his team during the Christmas tournament"

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/898 ... h-carolina

I think I may have enjoyed listening to Tyron Brunson's Sticky Situation more than the article
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:44 am

Here's what Izzo said on Jan. 21:

"I am very concerned about the elbow to the head rule….I'm baffled by the rule, I don't understand the rule.

"If you hit somebody in the head, it's automatic. If it's a basketball play, that thing (rule) has to be seriously looked at.

"It's gonna cost somebody a conference championship, advancement in the NCAA tournament.

"Coaches, we're gonna find a way to circumvent. Pretty soon we'll be coaching how to flop or stick your face in there instead of your hand.''

Zeller didn't fake taking a blow to the head against Michigan State — but the alleged hand to the groin was enough for Crean to convince officials to stop play for with 2:22 left, the Spartans up 66-63, Breslin Center roaring, and Zeller doubled over wearing an expression of pain.

Vitale, in his postgame breakdown, said the play factored heavily into the Hoosiers' win.

"Michigan State had the crowd in it, momentum, the place was going nuts,'' Vitale said on the Feb. 19 ESPN telecast. "Nix scored inside, they got four quick points as far as lead, 67-63, (actually 66-63) and then all the sudden had that contact with that controversial play with Zeller.

"He (Nix) goes out of the game…(Michigan State coach) Tom Izzo takes him out, and I think that broke up the momentum,'' he said. "And it gave the edge to Indiana, because the crowd, they went to the monitor, it took time, and it just quieted everyone down.


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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:51 pm

Kids are watching too much soccer these days

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cats rule » Wed Feb 27, 2013 4:48 pm

crotch wrote:
eCat wrote:I love stories like that
People who don't just aren't human.... As a former teacher, these were the kids I tried to help the most. Always gets me a little misty-eyed when I see videos like this.
i teared up a little myself

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Feb 27, 2013 4:50 pm

CR: "I wish they did the same for me back in High School." "Assholes".

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cats rule » Wed Feb 27, 2013 4:54 pm

Cletus wrote:Brings back memories?
you are the most crass, base, low-life piece of shit it's ever been my displeasure to run across

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cats rule » Wed Feb 27, 2013 4:58 pm

crotch wrote:
eCat wrote:So Crean is teaching IU to fake getting elbowed at end of game situations

fucking lameasses
Saw that too.....pathetic.
little prick should've been t'd up

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:27 pm

Chad Ford updated his Big Board. Here’s where he puts the Cats:

2. Nerlens Noel
12. Alex Poythress
13. Willie Cauley-Stein
19. Archie Goodwin

Can't argue with Noel, but you've gotta be kidding on the rest of the bunch. Goodwin top 20?? Ridiculous.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:32 pm

eCat wrote:you Carolina guys will like this from Grantland


"with my assignment being to collect the Duke coach at his hotel. Coach K promptly broke wind upon getting in my car, and I rolled down the windows before I asked him about a kid who dunked on his team during the Christmas tournament"

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/898 ... h-carolina

I think I may have enjoyed listening to Tyron Brunson's Sticky Situation more than the article

shit, everybody should like that

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:33 pm

crotch wrote: Can't argue with Noel, but you've gotta be kidding on the rest of the bunch. Goodwin top 20?? Ridiculous.
The real question is about #18 and #20. If the draft class is weak, then any slot below 8 or 9 is a crap shoot.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Feb 27, 2013 7:51 pm

"you are the most crass, base, low-life piece of shit it's ever been my displeasure to run across"

Do you feel better now?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:36 am

Image
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by 10ac » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:56 am

LOL
Let 'er Blow!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Thu Feb 28, 2013 1:45 pm

Greatest college hoops team ever?? '96 UK team finally gets rings. No doubt Pitino was too cheap to give them out.

[youtube]NVCA59g_-Bc[/youtube]

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Thu Feb 28, 2013 2:44 pm

crotch wrote:Greatest college hoops team ever?? '96 UK team finally gets rings. No doubt Pitino was too cheap to give them out.

[youtube]NVCA59g_-Bc[/youtube]

No. 1975-76 IU team has something to say about that.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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