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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:02 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:36 am

Jesus H. Christ! Flo's Kitchen in Wilson is awesome.
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Post by AugustWest » Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:25 pm

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Post by hedge » Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:36 pm

"Jesus H. Christ! Flo's Kitchen in Wilson is awesome."

I haven't been in about 6 months. Was the grandmammy in there mixing biscuit dough by hand? If you didn't get the cheese biscuit you've got to go back...
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Post by DooKSucks » Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:41 pm

I had the cheese biscuit and a link sausage biscuit. It was great. There were several old women, mostly black, fixing the food, and the empty lard buckets were piled up to the ceiling.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:55 pm

Why didn't you call me?
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Post by hedge » Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:56 pm

Flo's grandmammy may be dead by now...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:58 am

hedge wrote:Why didn't you call me?
I thought about it, but I was there with another associate in our firm (Dustin Pittman, he knows Stu). We were out shopping for a new laptop for me aNd then heading back to Goldsboro to do work shit.
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Post by hedge » Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:44 am

Sounds about right. I'm sure you can get basic toiletries (sandpaper, corn cobs) and food items (raw cabbage, lard) in Goldsboro, but when you need modern goods you have to come to the big city. What kind of laptop did you get?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:31 pm

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Post by hedge » Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:34 pm

Is that Rat and his daughter?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:49 pm

That's funny. Much funnier than what my mind immediately saw, which was Tim Roth and Natalie Portman from that movie where she was an orphan living with paid assassin, Jean Reno.
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Post by hedge » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:15 am

The movie where Gary Oldman and his men brutally murder Portman's fambly? I hope mine was funnier than that...
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Post by hedge » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:16 am

Speaking of Gary Oldman and brutality, did you ever see the movie "Nil By Mouth"? Bout the hardest movie I've ever seen...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:17 am

hedge wrote:Is that Rat and his daughter?
Which one?

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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:29 pm

hedge wrote:Sounds about right. I'm sure you can get basic toiletries (sandpaper, corn cobs) and food items (raw cabbage, lard) in Goldsboro, but when you need modern goods you have to come to the big city. What kind of laptop did you get?
Well, I thought that BestBuy carried Macs. BestBuy does carry Macs, but not in Wilson. We ended up going to the Apple store in Raleigh. I bought a MacBook Pro, 13" screen, 8gb/500gb, i7 processor.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:43 pm

Do they have the retina displays in the 13s now?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:49 pm

courtesy of david feherty---all live on TV


If you watch golf on TV he usually works as an on-course commentator.
Has a distinct N. Ireland accent and a colorful way of putting things in unique, colorful
and uninhibited language explaining or describing whatever is going on. He
probably is always on time delay these days.

Feherty Quotes:



"Fortunately, Rory is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the
strongest muscle in his body."



"That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in
bacon."



"I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week. He is attending the
birth of his next wife."



"They don't do comedy at the Masters. The Masters, for me, is like holding
onto a really big collection of gas for a week. It's like having my buttocks
surgically clenched at Augusta General Hospital on Wednesday, and surgically unclenched on Monday on the way
to Hilton Head."



Jim Furyk's swing "looks like an octopus falling out of a tree."



"He's (Luke Donald) a bloody walking ATM. I slid my AmEx between the
cheeks of his ass and out popped $500."



Describing VJ Singh's prodigious practice regime - "VJ hits more balls
than Elton John's chin." (Thought I was going to hurt myself laughing)



"That's a great shot with that swing."



"It's OK - the bunker stopped it."



At Augusta 2011 - "It's just a glorious day. The only way to ruin a day
like this would be to play golf on it."



"That was a great shot - if they'd have put the pin there today."



"Everything moves except his bowels."



"Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a
balloon near the edge of a cliff."

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Feb 25, 2013 3:01 pm

Thanks, Goldsboro!

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The first congregation to carry the name Pentecostal Holiness Church was formed in Goldsboro, North Carolina in 1898. This church was founded as a result of the evangelistic ministry of Abner Blackmon Crumpler, a Methodist evangelist.
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