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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:40 pm

Don't bother. Got it off your companies website.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:07 pm

I think in the Northeast its more acceptable to have a bottle tucked away in the drawer for after work

But that shit would get you fired in the south.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:25 pm

Not where I work...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:26 pm

Heroin? Maybe. Wild Turkey? No way...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:36 pm

The place I work now used to have a beer closet but when we got bought out by EDS the shut it down
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:53 pm

EDS, when it was run by Perot, didn't even allow facial hair. They were a conservative firm.

The ad firm Ogilvey here in Manhattan used to (or maybe still does, I don't know) have a thing called "Thirsty Thursdays" where at 3pm people would go down to the caf and have beer and drinks. Some people would just take a Corona back to their desk. It used to bug me out when I heard about it.

I have some weird Chinese alcohol and a bottle of Don Julio both unopened in my office, in a drawer. I never took them home because they were gifts from women at work and my wife is a fucking jealous maniac whenever women buy me gifts at work. It's just easier to not bring it home and take it to parties that my buddies throw afterwork. So the next event one of my friends has at their home that I go to solo, I just grab a bottle from my office.

Sad to say, but that is my reality. My wife actually got worse with her jealousy after marriage. I think stay at home motherhood is a self esteem eroder.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:35 am

I worked for EDS under Perot. It had its bright spots - 100% health, eye and dental, child care subsidized...but it was a miserable experience. I left after they told me I was being transferred to Chicago to work on a failing account with no pay increase. I could tell you some stories about the two week "orientation" we had when we hired in to teach us the "EDS way". It was prison camp brainwashing.

Then we were bought out by them at the company I'm at now and it was like attending a wake. They gave us a cheap clock with a plaque to note the buyout, cut out our yearly bonus, dropped our health care to 80/20 , ended our co-op program with UC and made us justify every expenditure thru SAP. It was torture. Dick Brown was the CEO and he'd send us these bullshit emails that ended with his catchphrase "Action, Urgency, Excellence!" One guy said that shit in a meeting one day and its the only time I ever condoned work place violence.

Eventually they sold us because they entered into a horrible contract with the Navy and were losing their ass. We were the only profitable entity they owned. They sold us to Bain, which believe it or not was a great experience. Bain was hands off - just make money, increase your value and we don't care what you do. Bain had no idea what to do with us anyway. They just sat us on for a couple of years and doubled their investment.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:19 am

"One guy said that shit in a meeting one day and its the only time I ever condoned work place violence."

Good lord, something happens around here on a daily basis that makes me condone work place violence...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by DooKSucks » Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:43 pm

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I use the bar more than anyone, but never during normal business hours. If I work late, I will grab a drink or two before leaving. We keep it stocked with Glenlivet, Elijah Craig, Crown, Stoli and Bacardi.

We have a little putting machine in there, a dart board, and a 32" 1080p tv with digital cable.

There is a box on the right hand side of the bar. That's the ventilation fan we're having put in there so that we can smoke in the bar.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by AugustWest » Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:32 pm

I use the bar more than anyone

and the most unsurprising statement of the year award goes to......
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Thu Feb 21, 2013 6:15 pm

Between two ferns, Oscar edition...

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Feb 23, 2013 10:29 pm

Mook = Cutty. The WCP got the best of him.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Feb 23, 2013 10:36 pm

goldie = ziggy

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by crashcourse » Sun Feb 24, 2013 8:08 pm

watched an interview on 60 minutes where jackie gleason said he smoked 7 packs pall malls a day

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Feb 24, 2013 8:26 pm

Impossible.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by aTm » Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:44 pm

Seth MacFarlane wasted a golden opportunity for an "AAAAIIIIIEEEE, IRON BIRD!"
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:07 pm

fuckin rookie

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:08 pm

long haired dude was high.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:37 pm

"watched an interview on 60 minutes where jackie gleason said he smoked 7 packs pall malls a day"

Do you pronounce it "Paul Mall", "Pal Mal" or "Pell Mell"? I've heard all of em...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by crashcourse » Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:30 am

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 538AABUhHO

I am a liar

My dad smokes them and he pronounces it like "Paul Mall"

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