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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:07 pm

so I go over to a guy in my group and I'm like, hey , you should see the ass on the girl we just hired last summer and he says - have you seen the girl I'm dating?

I was like "you're divorced?"

and he pulls out this USA Today

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati ... n/1672553/

and of course he is dating the 30 year old and has pictures of her in thongs on his computer

goddammit
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:36 pm

Um, I've been dating Tonya since October.
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Post by hedge » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:35 pm

I like a gal to take pride in her appearance, but when they get obsessed with the gym and their diet, it's a turnoff. Go fuck the stairmaster, bitch...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Post by AugustWest » Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:00 pm

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Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:36 am

much better
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Post by Bklyn » Sat Feb 02, 2013 4:59 am

Not impressed with Marie. Too skinny...and I like thin girls.
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Post by AugustWest » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:55 pm

and DS's date takes the "ride of shame" home

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Post by hedge » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:55 pm

It doesn't seem to be that ashamed...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:10 pm

Just threw up in my mouth
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Post by 10ac » Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:39 pm

How are "her" nails.
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Post by Bklyn » Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:10 pm

That poor wife. I wonder how many seconds passed before he stopped holding her hand.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Saint » Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:29 am

man, I literally went "whoa!" and jumped back in my seat when I saw side A of eCat's co-worker gal. reminds of seeing a chick from behind in a public place and thinking she's hot and then after managing to angle around her, you instantly regret it.

I won't lie. I'm about at the point that I'd hit any 20-something who wasn't fat and had a pussy. age does that to you. but that shit is almost as far from what I find sexy as just about anything except rotten teeth or morbid obesity.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:29 pm

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Post by hedge » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:29 pm

"I won't lie. I'm about at the point that I'd hit any 20-something who wasn't fat and had a pussy."

You could've been even more truthful by dropping the "20-something" and "fat" parts...
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Post by AugustWest » Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:22 pm

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Post by AugustWest » Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:15 pm

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:18 pm

AugustWest wrote:Image
Id be guilty too.
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Post by Fifer » Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:46 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:
AugustWest wrote:Image
Id be guilty too.
There's nothing wrong with looking. It's when you touch the merchandise that you've crossed the line. I guess that's not gonna keep Posh from getting her knickers in a twit.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Bklyn » Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:24 pm

Well, he's been caught touching in the past...so, any infractions will result in the twitting of those knickers being dialed up a bit.
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