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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Feb 03, 2013 1:31 am

congratulation brm

well, creighton, bc, and my alma mater northeastern all won today. that wont happen again for the rest of the season
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Post by hedge » Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:52 am

"Unlike Wood, Hansbro is a cheating, retarded son of a whore who is about to have a banner taken down."

How do you know Woods's mom isn't a whore?
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Post by AugustWest » Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:23 am

hedge wrote:"Unlike Wood, Hansbro is a cheating, retarded son of a whore who is about to have a banner taken down."

How do you know Woods's mom isn't a whore?

because if she was a whore she'd be fucking some refs to help us win a few games. we obviously cant win on our own.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cats rule » Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:23 am

AugustWest wrote:Unlike Wood, Hansbro is a cheating, retarded son of a whore who is about to have a banner taken down.
harsh....but fair

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:26 am

I wonder who will make more money playing basketball, Scott Wood or Hansbrow?
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Post by AugustWest » Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:03 pm

if JJ Reddick can make a living in the NBA Scott Wood can.
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Post by hedge » Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:09 pm

We shall see. In other NBA news from last night:

"Harrison Barnes matched his season high with 21 points for the Warriors, who have won four straight and seven of nine overall. David Lee had 16 points and 12 rebounds, Klay Thompson added 17 points and Andrew Bogut finished with 11.

''Not enough credit goes to Barnes,'' Jackson said. ''Here's a rookie who is playing a huge role in us being 13 games over .500. He is competing.''
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Sun Feb 03, 2013 3:32 pm

Maybe Calipari has figured out some of these guys may not be first round picks.... comment at end of video suggests it.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:38 pm

UK and UNC are both 15-6. Here is an article talking about their seasons so far

http://espn.go.com/ncb/notebook/_/page/ ... ick-n-roll
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 04, 2013 3:35 pm

They will both make a bit of noise this year in the tourney but they wont go far. That's if they eve make it in. Sad really.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 04, 2013 3:36 pm

Heh. Idiots.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:11 pm

Gators are #2. Keep an eye out.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:06 pm

There is a joke about a whore with a glass eye telling customers she'll keep an eye out for them...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by 10ac » Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:38 pm

I may have heard it, What's the punch line?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:12 pm

The punchline is that it's your mom...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:45 pm

Well done.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:58 pm

I dont get it. His mom was always nice to me.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by 10ac » Mon Feb 04, 2013 8:35 pm

Been a while since I heard a "Yo Mama" joke.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:04 pm

It just occurred to me that I get to watch Frank Martin tomorrow night in a game he might lose. That's something to look forward to.

I actually like the guy but his intensity meter is on 11
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