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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue May 31, 2011 7:15 pm

bcg did the same thing at a&m. bcg told acie and marlon they werent going to california for the game against ucla, everyone was on the plane while acie/marlon sat outside. finally joe jones walked off the plane and told them to get on.

the difference is, at kentucky, they didnt have any leadership or guys like joe jones. kentucky didnt have much talent either, but they did have a whole bunch of guys that believed they were a lot better than they actually were. they werent even talented enough to be called prima donnas, but sure acted like it.

but why shouldnt those guys believe they were superstars? they were at the university of kentucky, i mean you would just have to assume they were good if they were at kentucky, but that wasnt necessarily the case. and now a former player, who quit on bcg, now wants to work for him, go figure.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue May 31, 2011 7:34 pm

only way I figure Jasper works for BCG is BCG realizes Jasper was one of the many casualties of players by him.

Jasper came back early from a microfracture, wore a knee brace that rivaled Forrest Gump as a kid and kept us above .500.
Then he wanted to take a medical redshirt and Gillispie told him he'd yank his scholly

I suspect Jasper is just biding his time and will stab BCG in the neck at some point.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cats rule » Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:33 am

i'm unsure who a&m's quoting above, but to characterize jasper's transfer as him "quitting on bcg" is beyond the pale...for the exact reason mentioned by eC.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Ron Mexico » Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:55 am

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Red Bird » Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:20 am

Fat people were put on earth so the rest of us would have something to feel smug about.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:52 pm

Nice try...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Ron Mexico » Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:59 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Stormaktstiden » Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:12 pm

Same thing happened at the gate to 32nd Street Naval Station in San Diego. Only it was a car and the old dude cut a guard in half when he hit him full on without applying the brakes.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Red Bird » Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:17 pm

Old people are scary.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:45 pm

Yes, you sure are.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Red Bird » Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:19 pm

Check the mirror, whiskers.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:30 pm

Yeah, compared to you IM a dinosaur

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Red Bird » Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:50 pm

You're a regular Diplodocus.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:01 pm

you two need to get a room

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:14 am

"Check the mirror, whiskers."

My friends call me Whiskers...

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:16 pm

Hack found this link, just doesnt know how to post it. Quotes from Shaq.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/7204 ... his-career

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:16 pm

Goddamn, Worldcrossing is up and running again...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:35 pm

From a list of Shaq's greatest quotes:

“Nietzsche was so intelligent and advanced. And that’s how I am. I’m the black, basketball-playing Nietzsche.”

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/7204 ... eer/page/5
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:11 pm

hedge wrote:Goddamn, Worldcrossing is up and running again...

Pass that thing over here. Stat! !

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:16 am

"A full Bikram class is the hardest workout you'll ever do..."

that's not even a workout. it's more like heat-induced torture in which you spend most of your time trying to keep your brain from poaching and get a grip on your sweaty ankles long enough to yank your legs into position while straining mightily to keep your sphincter closed so as not to stank out the room and turn into 7th-grade eCat and get laughed at by the big-boobed girl in the class

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