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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 31, 2011 11:12 pm

In American that means?

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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Tue May 31, 2011 11:30 pm

Cause: General Secretary of confederation blows the whistle on the President of the confederation setting up a bribe meeting with all of the Caribbean federation heads.

Results: President suspended. Confederation names one of Caribbean guys THAT TOOK THE MONEY as the interim President. Interim President instructs confederation to stop any contact with the lawyer that Blazer used to gather corruption evidence. Interim President tries to fire the whistle blower as General Secretary, claims exposure of corruption is "inexcusable and a gross misconduct of duty and judgment." CONCACAF executive committee issues release stating that President has no authority to fire General Secretary.

Future: Interim President heard stating "I don't make the rules, I just think them up and write them down!"
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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Tue May 31, 2011 11:31 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:In American that means?
"Confederation of North American, Central American And Caribbean Association Football" remove the C for "Caribbean"...
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Re: College Football

Post by Red Bird » Tue May 31, 2011 11:33 pm

Are you talking about kick ball? I thought that was a different thread?

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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Tue May 31, 2011 11:35 pm

HAHA. Christ. The acting President is now issuing press releases over his facebook account (basically, "No you really are fired Chuck! I said so!") because Chuck Blazer has control of the CONCACAF media relations and website and won't give the guy the password to the account.
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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Tue May 31, 2011 11:36 pm

This is the football and football thread. The other thread is racing.
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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Tue May 31, 2011 11:38 pm

What a fucking disgrace. Mexico and the USA need to put the pimp hand into some people and start setting this house in order.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 31, 2011 11:38 pm

I see aTm has latched onto mexicos schlong quite nicely.

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Re: College Football

Post by Red Bird » Tue May 31, 2011 11:40 pm

Good Grief! Are you saying this is a football and kickball thread?

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 31, 2011 11:41 pm

aTm wrote:What a fucking disgrace. Mexico and the USA need to put the pimp hand into some people and start setting this house in order.

Heh. He probably just kicked his dog.

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Re: College Football

Post by Red Bird » Tue May 31, 2011 11:46 pm

I'd like to request a college football tread unpolluted by pansy soccer talk.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 31, 2011 11:50 pm

You really need to just shut the fuck up and observe at this point you nosey bitch.

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Re: College Football

Post by Red Bird » Tue May 31, 2011 11:55 pm

You're such a charmer rat; it's hard to believe you haven't anything better to do.

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Re: College Football

Post by Ron Mexico » Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:56 am

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Re: College Football

Post by Red Bird » Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:17 am

OK, who is that guy?

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Re: College Football

Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:17 am

Sammy Davis, Jr.?
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Re: College Football

Post by Red Bird » Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:18 am

Sammy had more hair.

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Re: College Football

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Re: College Football

Post by Red Bird » Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:52 pm

So in kick-ball they have elections?

What sort of madness is that?

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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:03 pm

FIFA/Sepp announced today that all future WC site votes will be made by the full assembly rather than the 24 man executive committee. The USA will never, ever host another cup under the rules now. Our only hope was that the 24 man group of major players would see how much money they make on a cup here. No way the US will ever win a vote of all 200+ nations
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