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whats funniest to me now from that sketch is "fuck yo couch!"
I've managed to work that into my vernacular on multiple occasions.
I've managed to work that into my vernacular on multiple occasions.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Watched "The Following"
Not bad. Had more of a movie feel to it.
Not bad. Had more of a movie feel to it.
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"MMMMMMUMM. Makes me wish I had four arms, so I can give them titties four thumbs down!! HAHA!! The milks gone bad!!"
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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"They neva shudda gave you n*ggas money!"
"The tables have turned, Darkness!"
When that episode came on, by 15 minutes into the episode I was standing up with tears rolling down my face. Rick James changed the game for me. It was so good, I didn't care there was no real 3rd season. I knew it was getting no better than what I had witnessed.
"The tables have turned, Darkness!"
When that episode came on, by 15 minutes into the episode I was standing up with tears rolling down my face. Rick James changed the game for me. It was so good, I didn't care there was no real 3rd season. I knew it was getting no better than what I had witnessed.
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"What you gonna do about my legs Charlie Murphy!!!"
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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We have a guy here at work who looks just like Chappelle. I hadn't realized it before this conversation...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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I'm literally laughing out loud just reading these posts.
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?" was great, but Rick James was legendary.
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?" was great, but Rick James was legendary.
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did anyone here know that Luther Campbell is a high school football coach?
and the attorney that pursued him for obscenity is now disbarred because of his continual abuse of opponents on the other side of his causes?
Luther has 3 rules on his team
2.5 GPA even thought the state allows 2.0
No profanity
No disrespecting of women
oh, and Luther still does the occasional hip hop concert with girls in thongs shaking dat ass
The soundtrack of my college years
Me and my homies like to play this game, some call it Amtrak but we call it the train. We always line up in a single file line...and take our turns at waxing dat behind.....
and the attorney that pursued him for obscenity is now disbarred because of his continual abuse of opponents on the other side of his causes?
Luther has 3 rules on his team
2.5 GPA even thought the state allows 2.0
No profanity
No disrespecting of women
oh, and Luther still does the occasional hip hop concert with girls in thongs shaking dat ass
The soundtrack of my college years
Me and my homies like to play this game, some call it Amtrak but we call it the train. We always line up in a single file line...and take our turns at waxing dat behind.....
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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whats so funny about those Dave Chappelle sketches also is when you read them, you say them exactly like he does with the same inflection
what are YOU GOING DO ABOUT MY LEGS CHARLIE MURPHY!
what are YOU GOING DO ABOUT MY LEGS CHARLIE MURPHY!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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SNL would have so much fun with e as a writer.
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EFZeCat wrote:whats so funny about those Dave Chappelle sketches also is when you read them, you say them exactly like he does with the same inflection
what are YOU GOING DO ABOUT MY LEGS CHARLIE MURPHY!
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Goodbye fried rice, hello fried chicken!!
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Okay so I am probably the only one here that watched Cougar Town. Love the show and the characters in there are fantastic. The reason I bring it up here, the most recent one was focused around one of the characters changing their name to..............Ron Mexico. Well worth watching.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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And I don't know if it was listed as I am sure it was but what about the Chappelle bit about the world series of dice? I used to use Ashy Larry as my gamer profile for a long time.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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remember when I was talking about Eddie Murphy saying he wouldn't do projects just for the money anymore.
He lied
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ddie Murphy is to reprise his role from Beverly Hills Cop - this time for a TV series.
He will play the dad of a young cop in the series being made for CBS TV.
Murphy's role as smart talking Axel Foley made him a household name and the success of the original 1984 film spawned two sequels.
The TV series will feature Foley's son called Aaron who is played by actor Brandon T Jackson.
A pilot for the series has been given the greenlight by CBS.
As with the Hollywood film, Foley Jr will take on criminals targeting the rich and famous in Beverly Hills.
Murphy, 51, is in dire need of a hit after his most recent Hollywood films flopped at the box office.
Apart from voicing the hugely successful Shrek movies, Murphy has not appeared in a hit film since 2006 when he was nominated for an Oscar for Dreamgirls.
His most recent effort A Thousand Words bombed at the box office making less than half of the $40m it cost to produce.
He lied
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ddie Murphy is to reprise his role from Beverly Hills Cop - this time for a TV series.
He will play the dad of a young cop in the series being made for CBS TV.
Murphy's role as smart talking Axel Foley made him a household name and the success of the original 1984 film spawned two sequels.
The TV series will feature Foley's son called Aaron who is played by actor Brandon T Jackson.
A pilot for the series has been given the greenlight by CBS.
As with the Hollywood film, Foley Jr will take on criminals targeting the rich and famous in Beverly Hills.
Murphy, 51, is in dire need of a hit after his most recent Hollywood films flopped at the box office.
Apart from voicing the hugely successful Shrek movies, Murphy has not appeared in a hit film since 2006 when he was nominated for an Oscar for Dreamgirls.
His most recent effort A Thousand Words bombed at the box office making less than half of the $40m it cost to produce.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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rumor going around that all 6 James Bonds will be on stage at the Oscars.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Little known fact: Ashy Larry's grandfather? Chalky White.BigRedMan wrote:And I don't know if it was listed as I am sure it was but what about the Chappelle bit about the world series of dice? I used to use Ashy Larry as my gamer profile for a long time.
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Love Chapelle.
It's educational, too. How else would we know that Prince was a great basketball player?
"Here's your pancakes. Bitch."
It's educational, too. How else would we know that Prince was a great basketball player?
"Here's your pancakes. Bitch."
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"Apart from voicing the hugely successful Shrek movies, Murphy has not appeared in a hit film since 2006 when he was nominated for an Oscar for Dreamgirls."
Yeah, but that's a pretty big "aside from". No telling what he raked in on that series...
Yeah, but that's a pretty big "aside from". No telling what he raked in on that series...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.