College Football

[Bklyn]

McCarron went hard on Twitter...

http://www.fidosysop.org/48333/01/aj-mc ... irlfriend/

[AlabamAlum]

McCarron got into a twitter tiff with Honey Badger in the offseason.

I wish he would....stop.

[hedge]

@AA, yo man u better step off bro I tiff wid whoever I want #suckerassfansneedstostepoff I'm out AMac, yo...

[sardis]

Little does he know she'll be dumping his ass soon.

[AlabamAlum]

I doubt it. I think McCarron will make a NFL roster year after next. He's a better QB than most give him credit for.

[sardis]

She will be able to do better.

Anyway, his mom ain't too shabby. I am feeling extremely old now.

http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/14 ... ampionship

[tin mad dog]

Interesting:

According to a 2011 Tulane Law School study, the SEC signed 321 more football players than the Big Ten over the preceding 9-year period. For example, when Ohio State met Arkansas in the 2011 Sugar Bowl, Arkansas had signed 30 more players than OSU in the preceding four years.

According to another study, Alabama cut 21 players in 2010-2011. That's about an extra player at each of the 22 positions on the field.

SEC schools grant one-year scholarships. Big Ten schools grant four-year scholarships for ethical reasons.

In addition to cutting players, SEC schools regularly pull scholarships from incoming players at the last minute, forcing them to "grayshirt" (pay their own way, limited rights, practice-only, and it's too late at that point to transfer because other top programs are full) and hope for a scholarship later.

[Cletus]

Where did that come from? I liked the "for ethical reasons" part.

[hedge]

"She will be able to do better."

Dude, yeah, she's hot, no doubt, but hot chicks are a dime a dozen. NFL caliber players (much less QB's, even if they do start out as backups) are much more rare. McCarron will be able to take his pick after next year. Hell, he can already take his pick amongst Tuscaloosa's relatively meagre (compared to nationwide NFL city pickins, anyway) selection, compared to which the former Mizz Alabammy might be in the upper echelon. But just like for McCarron when he hits the league, her competition is fixin to go to a whole nother level...

[AugustWest]

I'd be willing to bet that she "forgot" her birth control in all the excitement and she was impregnated two hours after the game was over. It'll be a lot easier for him to get hot poon as an NFL QB than for her to land anyone with his potential income.

[Bklyn]

If she stays in Alabama, then maybe she'll stick around.

If she moves to LA because she wants an acting career? Then she'll be doing Seth Green for bit parts on Adult Swim within 8 months of being there.

Oh, and also, Penn State and Notre Dame are going to the ACC.

[tin mad dog]

Where did that come from? I liked the "for ethical reasons" part.

Here:

http://www.law.tulane.edu/tlsAcademicPr ... holarships


Sorry for the repeat posts in different forums. I figured different people read stick to different forums here.

[eCat]

Sportscenter is reporting Griffin will have surgery on the LCL which means a 4 - 6 month recovery. If they find his ACL needs repair, its a year recovery.

[innocentbystander]

Oh, and also, Penn State and Notre Dame are going to the ACC.

I'd love it but I doubt it.

[Bklyn]

Save the post.

[sardis]

If she stays in Alabama, then maybe she'll stick around.

If she moves to LA because she wants an acting career? Then she'll be doing Seth Green for bit parts on Adult Swim within 8 months of being there.

Oh, and also, Penn State and Notre Dame are going to the ACC.

Exactly correct about McCarron's girl. She is already done with school and will be spending her next year trying to capitalize on her 15 minutes of fame. Girls don't enter Miss America pageants because they want to settle down with their college sweetheart in their home state. They want to become a celebrity.

I'm not sure about the Penn State angle. I know they have never felt at home in the B10, and maybe they weren't too thrilled with Maryland coming on board; but this is the first I've heard of a possible ACC jump.

[Jungle Rat]

They've only been dating for 3 weeks? Hmmmmmmmm.....

[hedge]

"Sorry for the repeat posts in different forums."

Don't apologize, that was the best part of the whole thing. Kinda like this:

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[AlabamAlum]

I heard she was in grad school at UA.

[eCat]

Why the QB of Alabama settles on one woman - even the cliche' of the QB dating Miss Alabama is beyond me.

My goal would be to have Wilt Chamberlain say "damn, that boy gets alot of pussy"

At least once a week I'd just walk into random sororiety house and yell "I'm AJ McCarron, who is fucking me tonight?"

then I'd be like " not you fatty, you...call me when you get some titties, your parents ever heard of braces? not you - you just look like you can't suck a dick, oh man with eyebrows like that I bet you have steel wool down there, ok I'll take this one"