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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:38 pm

Speaking of black bears, I watched Ghost Dog last night. Hadn't seen that in awhile. Good flick...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Post by hedge » Fri Dec 28, 2012 2:51 pm

"I prefer the alternative scenario: Kenyon Martin tending to his pecan orchard like Marlon Brando did to his oranges in The Godfather."

Oranges?
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Dec 28, 2012 2:55 pm

There were oranges throughout the Godfather films.
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Post by Bklyn » Fri Dec 28, 2012 2:57 pm

You know, the improv scene where Brando chases around the gay grandson?

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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Dec 28, 2012 3:00 pm

There were dozens of scenes with oranges in the films, I would guess. Many have speculated on the symbolism that FFC was going for. Some think he just liked the splash of color. idk, but I have noticed them and there was talk about them.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Dec 28, 2012 3:03 pm

22 scenes, and apparently, according to FFC, it started as an accident, but they began using them as a way to indicate death or violence for the person with/near the orange:

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Post by hedge » Fri Dec 28, 2012 5:02 pm

Yes, but I don't recall him tending any oranges. Tomatoes, yes, but I don't recall oranges...
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Post by hedge » Fri Dec 28, 2012 5:10 pm

According to the site AA posted, only 7 appearances of oranges in G1 (they even kinda cheated by listing Brando buying the oranges and then the oranges spilling when he gets shot as two different instances). The guy did specifically mention Brando tending oranges, limiting anything he may have had in mind to G1 only, which is what confused me. I really think he meant tomatoes and was attempting some kind of sass toward Kenyon Martin as a poor orchard husbandman by making reference to Brando destroying his tomato patch when he dies (orange slice in mouth)...
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Post by innocentbystander » Fri Dec 28, 2012 5:41 pm

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Post by Bklyn » Fri Dec 28, 2012 6:33 pm

hedge wrote:According to the site AA posted, only 7 appearances of oranges in G1 (they even kinda cheated by listing Brando buying the oranges and then the oranges spilling when he gets shot as two different instances). The guy did specifically mention Brando tending oranges, limiting anything he may have had in mind to G1 only, which is what confused me. I really think he meant tomatoes and was attempting some kind of sass toward Kenyon Martin as a poor orchard husbandman by making reference to Brando destroying his tomato patch when he dies (orange slice in mouth)...
He definitely conflated the tomatoes and the oranges. I did the same thing, actually.
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Post by Dave23 » Fri Dec 28, 2012 10:44 pm

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Post by hedge » Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:08 am

Wait, I just went back and read the posts. Why "gay grandson"? Did that come out in G3? Otherwise, I would ask why you attack a poor, innocent little WOP guinea dago kid like that? (Sorry, I never could keep the derogatory terms for people of various Euro descent straight. See, that's what I like about Africans: One color (more or less), one derogatory word. Simple)...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by T Dot O Dot » Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:31 am

in G3 the kid gets into ballet, opera or piano playing or something like that

i'm not sure if they say it outright but he's definitely got femme qualities
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Sat Dec 29, 2012 3:14 pm

Yeah, that's where I was going with that one.

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Post by AugustWest » Sat Dec 29, 2012 4:23 pm

No input from Goldie? He must be sick or something. Somebody check to make sure he's ok.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Dec 29, 2012 4:27 pm

I think his parents grounded him from the computer.

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Post by 10ac » Sat Dec 29, 2012 4:31 pm

That's too bad. He seems the most knowledgeable of the U*NC posters.
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Post by DooKSucks » Sat Dec 29, 2012 5:53 pm

That is the first game I have attended thus year, and they played the best they have all year. Coincidence? I think not.
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