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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:30 pm

So UC beat Wright State. Mook loses either way.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:49 am

Cletus wrote:The imaginary class at Carolina was about a million times more challenging than any real class at UK.
And the reason you're an authority on the subject is?????

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:52 am

Didn't you go to UK?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:43 pm

Cousins, I told you all he was a nut job and a punk

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:46 pm

Nice touch, Augie. You can't beat us, so you post a picture of UK #1 license plate on Franklin Street.

And yep, we're kicking your ass AGAIN.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:22 pm

hedge wrote:Didn't you go to UK?
I do have a degree from the University of Kentucky, and I'm proud say it has served me well. Cletus, on the other hand, has never even been to Lexington, let alone know the first fucking thing about UK. Of course, that doesn't stop him shooting off his ignorant mouth.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:06 pm

The Anti k* wrote:Nice touch, Augie. You can't beat us, so you post a picture of UK #1 license plate on Franklin Street.

And yep, we're kicking your ass AGAIN.
It was a funny picture of a car. It had nothing to do w/ State-U*NC. God damn I'm in your fucking head. I can't do anything without your punk ass making some comment. You know your illiterate cheaters are on the down hill slope. Poor ol' Roy cant do shit without 7 Micky D AA's on the roster. Four just isn't enough.
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cletus » Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:17 pm

You should be proud of your degree. You significantly overachieved. Not many people can say that. I know I can't.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:24 pm

AugustWest wrote:
The Anti k* wrote:Nice touch, Augie. You can't beat us, so you post a picture of UK #1 license plate on Franklin Street.

And yep, we're kicking your ass AGAIN.
It was a funny picture of a car. It had nothing to do w/ State-U*NC. God damn I'm in your fucking head. I can't do anything without your punk ass making some comment. You know your illiterate cheaters are on the down hill slope. Poor ol' Roy cant do shit without 7 Micky D AA's on the roster. Four just isn't enough.
What was funny about a license plate with UK #1 on it, other than the fact that it was taken on the same street that's famous for Carolina's National Championship celebrations in basketball? Cats Rule already called you out on your Carolina OBSESSION, and he's certainly no fan of the Heels.

Illiterate cheaters? That's rich, coming from a fan of a school with a roster filled with "graduates" of such bastions of higher education as Word of God Academy and Upper Room Academy. But at least I'm honest enough to admit I don't give a shit about the grades or the classes the athletes take. Who the fuck wants to watch a bunch of 1400 SAT guys ball? Hell, I don't remember any crowds at my intramural games at UNC. "Look at my GPA!"

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:45 pm

Confusing.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:48 pm

But at least I'm honest enough to admit I don't give a shit about the grades or the classes the athletes take.

Yep I have to give you props that you honestly don't care about the "University" part of U*NC. The problem is that it is a fucking university not a goddamn NBA or NFL franchise. It's mission is educate and until the rules change then athletics take a back seat, particularly at a "University" that claims to be a leader in education. I take pride in the fact that my University holds it's athletes to a standard. If you don't do the work you don't get the piece of paper. I don't know which is better a worthless degree or no degree at all, but I know which one is more honest. The worst thing about U*NC isn't that they cheat. I can understand that, hell, we've cheated. The worst thing about U*NC is that for 50 years we've had to hear about how U*NC is above all the cheating, they they do it "the right way", that they are successful without cheating and are better than anybody else because they don't have to cheat, all the while being the worse cheaters on the planet, and all the "academics first" bullshit is exactly that, bullshit. Fuck you asshole I've put up with crap from full of shit U*NC fans for 48 years I'm going to pile on every little bit I can while I can. Your "University" is a steaming pile of shit. Get you a big steaming spoonfull of it.
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:01 am

Until you separate athletics and academics you will never be able to move forward.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:29 am

I don't disagree with that. I said months ago that schools should be allowed to have degrees in athletics with concentrations in football, basketball etc. At least that would be honest and better serve the athlete. Why should Marvin Austin have to lie about taking Swahili classes or CJ Leslie lie about taking poetry? But, those aren't the rules and until the rules change they should apply to everybody, especially a school that claims to just be better than everybody else.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:26 am

They can claim what they want. We all know its a joke.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:51 am

Auggie is toutin' his good ol cuuuuuuuntreeeehhhh valuuues of ow-nesteh and hard work. Good ol NCState CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNTREEEEEEEEHHH valuuuuuuuuues!! Thems the gol-durn rules! Ye gots to foller de RUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLEESSSS god durn it! That's one god durn thing yew DO have to do! FOLLER DE RUUUUUULLLLES!!!! Don't, ye gon get SCHHHHHLAAAAAAAAPPPED DOWN!!!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:24 am

And there ya go.
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:30 am

That is really the core mandate of all country folk, and therefor all NCState fans...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:32 am

says the guy living in Bumblefuck, NC to the guy living in Charlotte.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:34 am

What really funny is the change in attitude in U*NC fans over the last two years. It's gone from "You're making this up, we don't do that kind of stuff." to "Everybody does it. We just cheat better than anybody else."
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:51 am

"says the guy living in Bumblefuck, NC to the guy living in Charlotte."

Woo-fuckin-HOOO!!! Country done come to town!! Big city LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHHHTTTTTSSSS!!!!
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