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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by aTm » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:27 am

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you saying womern's look to jebus after hanging out with me?

its possible.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by BigRedMan » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:54 am

Heh. When a person fails to take personal responsibility for their actions, they will turn to religion for validation.

At a time in my younger days before I met my wife every ex girlfriend I had within 12 months got pregnant and not a single one of them have accomplished much of anything. The chick that stole my v-card was a preacher's daughter and in the years after we broke up ( she dumped me), she basically married a dude who knocked her up, beat on her, and got hooked on crack. She has gotten of the crack but still is nowhere close to what her life was going to be. Oh yeah, my senior year which was basically like almost 2 years since we broke up, her dad calls me to her house. He makes an offer to send me to college, Marion University I think cause he went there and such, and to set me up so that the next year his daughter could come up there to live with me and go to college. I passed on it saying I wanted to live at home and such but was like DAMN, even they knew back then she was a screw up.

She hit me up on Facebook and sent me this long message about how bad she treated me and if she had stayed with me how things would have been and such. So I agreed with her to have lunch and we did and man, did I dodge a bullet.

With all that being said, you should grudge bang one of those chicks and then send them off to crazyville for good.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by hedge » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:07 am

You should work the "Jesus forgives all sins" angle as a pretext for sex...
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Post by Bklyn » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:13 am

The Jesus freak is just a smokescreen. Most of them are trying to talk themselves out of the shit they want to do. You could message the Facebook chick right now asking for a picture of her left areola and you would get it within 17 minutes.

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A human-faced meditation on the struggle for social mobility...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/ ... print.html
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Post by eCat » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:16 am

I was just mostly commenting on how so many of them found religion. Of course religious women want sex too. Maybe its better if you think its a sin.

I don't have much desire to actually come in contact with them (anymore than facebook), although I do admit, I find myself thinking about the NSA one quite often.

That was such a great setup.

I'm not sure how I'd react if a father called me up and said "take my daughter to school with you" cause that what a guy would hear is "have sex with my daughter on my dime"
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Post by hedge » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:22 am

What is NSA? Is it some version of FFA? You remember the FFA. That's the group that met at the Cracker Barrel to run you o-f-t...
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Post by eCat » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:25 am

Bklyn wrote:The Jesus freak is just a smokescreen. Most of them are trying to talk themselves out of the shit they want to do. You could message the Facebook chick right now asking for a picture of her left areola and you would get it within 17 minutes.

Anyway

A human-faced meditation on the struggle for social mobility...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/ ... print.html
probably the best motivation for anyone is to grow up around what they don't want. It makes their dedication a lifetime commitment.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:27 am

hedge wrote:What is NSA? Is it some version of FFA? You remember the FFA. That's the group that met at the Cracker Barrel to run you o-f-t...
no strings attached.

the cracker barrel mafia was headed up by a lesbian. To this day I'm still not sure what her problem with me was.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Bklyn » Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:07 pm

eCat wrote:
probably the best motivation for anyone is to grow up around what they don't want. It makes their dedication a lifetime commitment.

Unless the tools aren't for that motivation to really mean anything.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by aTm » Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:13 pm

It's the conundrum of the ages. The road to Jesus is a the path of young sex and debauchery while the road to eternal damnation begins at Georgetown University.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:28 pm

aTm wrote:...while the road to eternal damnation begins at Georgetown University.
Heh. :mrgreen:
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by T Dot O Dot » Thu Dec 13, 2012 2:18 pm

NSA is a myth

someone always tries to add strings after 2-3 hookups
If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

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Post by eCat » Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:16 pm

T Dot O Dot wrote:NSA is a myth

someone always tries to add strings after 2-3 hookups

at one point her momma did show up where my mom worked (she managed the local grocery store) and told her that I was engaged to her daughter.

It was news to both of us.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Saint » Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:36 am

there are always strings when a chick is involved

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by aTm » Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:40 am

So you prefer gay NSA?
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Post by Saint » Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:47 am

it's not my preference but aren't nearly all gay connections NSA? that's the very crux of the whole gay thing, isn't it?

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by hedge » Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:43 pm

Ask IB...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:55 pm

How did this turn into a conversation about IB sucking penis?

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Bklyn » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:16 pm

I couldn't read this without thinking of hedge...

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