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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:13 pm

Independent poll says UK fans outnumber UL fans 4:1 in the state.

-Kentucky fans out number Louisville ones by a 66/17 margin. This is one of the most lopsided rivalries we've ever polled on. John Calipari has a 49/15 favorability rating, a good deal better than Rick Pitino's 44/32. Louisville fans support their school's move to the ACC by a 70/7 margin.

-The Bengals win big as Kentucky's favorite NFL team with 25% to 11% for the Cowboys and Packers, 9% for the Colts, 8% for the Bears, 7% for the Steelers, 5% for the Titans, and less than 1% for the Rams.

-And in very important news, Kentucky voters prefer Jim Beam over Jack Daniels 20-18.

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Post by eCat » Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:06 pm

I would have thought the Steelers would be much higher
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by 10ac » Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:32 pm

I would have thought Jim Beam would be much higher.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:53 pm

cowboys and packers>colts surprises me

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:07 pm

The fact that the pollster didn't get shot surprises me....
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:08 pm

Who-Dey Y'all !!!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by onion eyed gudgeon » Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:42 pm

Oh, Hi. Miss me? Thought so.

1. Fuck Dook, the state of Ohio, and beets.

2. Ka'deem Carey should have won the stupid trophy instead of John-boy walton.

3. Arizona will beat Florida Saturday.

That is all.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:57 pm

crashcourse wrote:cowboys and packers>colts surprises me
Those are d-bags that jumped on the bandwagon when they were good.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:37 pm

Oh my, Kentuckians like a Tennessee Whiskey almost as much as a beloved Bourbon?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:51 pm

onion eyed gudgeon wrote:Oh, Hi. Miss me? Thought so.

1. Fuck Dook, the state of Ohio, and beets.

2. Ka'deem Carey should have won the stupid trophy instead of John-boy walton.

3. Arizona will beat Florida Saturday.

That is all.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:29 am

WTF is wrong with midget porn?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:07 am

EFZ
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cats rule » Thu Dec 13, 2012 2:18 pm

BigRedMan wrote:WTF is wrong with midget porn?

it embarasses him 'cause even the little people have bigger johnson's?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:13 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:08 pm

I wish her husband had some fight in him...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:59 am

Shassity? Jesus, help us.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:54 am

Creighton going for #10 late tomorrow night @ Berkley.

#21 in the nation in points scored per game
#11 in the nation in assissts per game
#5 in the nation for Field Goal percentage

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:58 am

Bklyn wrote:Shassity? Jesus, help us.

She must be rather large, too
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by 10ac » Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:00 pm

heh
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:34 pm

Rot Roh Raggy.....


www.newsobserver.com/2012/12/1...w-academic.html


PUBLISHED FRI, DEC 14, 2012 07:05 PM
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Accrediting agency to review academic procedures at UNC-Chapel Hill


A fifth review has been launched in UNC-Chapel Hill’s saga of academic fraud involving athletes.

This week, the university’s accreditor, the Southern Association of Colleges and Schools Commission on Colleges, said it would review UNC-CH’s handling of the academic irregularities in the African and Afro-American Studies department.

Chancellor Holden Thorp was notified in a telephone call, he wrote in a memo to trustees.
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